Hinges: The Psychotic Rat

Psychotic RatMore like unhinged. This literally slack-jawed and jacked up rat is crazy. As in psychotic. He’ll rip your face off man. He’s bloody. He’s violent. He’s…bloody violent!
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It’s Not A Good Day To Be Rat Man

rat man in trapAll he wanted was a little snack. A little nosh. Just some crumbs to get him through the day, while he creeps around inside of your walls. He grew too confident in those last days. He was too carefree as food was getting plentiful. Someone had dropped a bunch of potato chip crumbs and he was living large. Now he’s just…Another rat man in a trap.
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Scorpion High Heel Shoe

Scorpion High Heel ShoeThis creepy-ass scorpion shoe would be perfect for a one-legged witch who lives in the desert. It has wheels in back to urge you forward faster and when it goes too fast that stinger slams down and is all like “Slow down biatch, cause I just poisoned your sorry skank ass. By the way, your feet is stinky as an old cheese slice in a welfare fridge.” Because that’s how Scorpions talk.
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Nightmare Fuel: Alien Preemie Baby

alien dollHoly f**king space invaders! This Preemie alien doll is ready to be adopted by you, should you desire a life of backdoor probing everytime you piss off this kid. Then there’s the whole waking up to find a cattle mutilation scene in your living room. Now you gotta pay for the neighbors cow and clean up all of the blood that little Dexter got all over the carpet. AND dispose of 1/3 of the cow body. You don’t want to know what he did with the rest.
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