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Alien vs Pinhead Painting

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Alien vs Pinhead Painting
Aw. Look at that alien getting ready to tuck in Pinhead in this Alien vs Pinhead Painting. Maybe read him a little dead-time story. I had no idea these two were friends. Pinhead has great taste in bedsheets. But how does he sleep without poking holes in his pillow? Guy must go through a pillow a night. Wait. I don’t think they’re friends. I think that alien is gonna eat that pinhead. Well, everything but his head. No way that alien wants to cut up his mouth.

Hush my little Pinhead, don’t you cry.
Alien’s in your room and you will die.
He’s here to pull your face away from your head.
And leave it on the pillow on your bloody bed.

Awesome Tattoo Art Prints

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Awesome Tattoo Art Prints
Sweet! Look at all the cool ink I just got. Syke! For my wall, not my body. I would never get a tattoo. My body is a temple. One that worships, twinkies, ding-dongs and ho-hos. Actually, I tried to get a tattoo once, but I kept passing out just looking at the selection book. The guy was all like, “Do you have narcolepsy?” And I was all like, “No, I’m cool dude. I ain’t gonna rat you out.”

These Awesome Tattoo Art Prints from ParlorTattooPrints won’t hurt a bit. Tattoo your home with all of these creepy/cool monsters and horror movie icons. Now I can be cool and say I have a bunch of tattoos. *BAM* Sorry, I just passed out thinking about it.
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Hellraiser Lamp

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Hellraiser Lamp
I am so ready to raise hell! That’s why I can’t wait for my awesome Hellraiser Lamp to arrive. It’s here! Plug that bad boy in. Here goes. All kinds of hell is about to be raised. Lock up your daughters, lock up your wives, lock up the back door and run for your life! Here goes! *Switches lamp on.* That’s what I’m talkin’ bout! Wooooooo! Raising all kinds of hell up in dis biatch! *Turns lamp off*

That was honestly the most excitement I’ve had in years. I’m off to have a smoke and enjoy the after-glow. Phew! Gotta be honest, it’s gonna be hard to get back to my boring old life after that.

Be a Hellraiser: Adopt This Pinhead Jr Doll

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pinheadIt’s baby Hellraiser! If you want a problem child, here ya go. You’ll have more problems than you know what to do with. He probably likes to twist the heads off of stuffed animals and raise hell in general, hence his name. He doesn’t like balloons near his head for obvious reasons. If you happen to sew, he doubles as a really cranky pin-cushion too. Looks look he even comes with his own bottle of hell-brewed liquor.
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Looks Like Puffer Fish People: Weird Spiky Triple Head Art

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spiky head artTwo heads are better than one, so that means that three spiky heads must be way better then two. They look like that dude from Hellraiser, only twice as nasty. Make that three times. It can be yours for $800. *art snob voice* My, what an interesting piece. I must get closer and inspect the colors and texture. It speaks of abstract longing and- My Eye! My goddamn eye! I’ll never work as an art critic again and be forced to actually earn my money! I won’t go back to accounting! I won’t!”

It will prick you at every opportunity and feast, every time you pass by, as it slowly grows a fourth head. A head that looks just like yours.

Click through for more images and a bonus video where you can see a hot chick holding it up Price Is Right style.
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