This oil painting on canvas is only $169.90 on Ebay. He’s just chillin’. Waiting on some bananas. Looking kinda sad because he has no monkey man buddies to fling his poo at/with.
I want to pet him, but I know I would just get Monkey Man rabies. And I really don’t trust anything that resembles Richard Gere.
Now you’re living in style. This miniature mouse skin rug will creep up your home. It’s not really big enough for your floor at just 6 inches long, but it makes a sweet coaster. Use it to send a clear message to any mice that want to invade your home. This is what happens to mice around these parts.
Attach a swiffer pad to the bottom for some weird serial killer cleaning. It is just $60. More shots after the break.
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Like seriously. A lot of freakin’ teeth. You might want to put braces on that bro. His name is Eustace and he is seriously creeping me out. He’s all black gums and teeth. I swear, I can hear him going all nom nom nom and clicking those teeth as he moves closer-*jumping out of my flabby blogger skin*
Nevermind. That was my grandma asking how much medication is too much. Same answer as always granny. If you can interact with me, you need more. And for the last time, my name is not “false teeth clicking” mixed with “gum smacking” and followed by an old person sigh.
Anyway, where was I? I have no idea. Neglecting old people is tough work. Oh yeah, this thing looks like it posed for a mutant yearbook. He is most likely to succeed…In biting your face off.
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Yeah, this will happen when you eat one too many space frogs after partying all night in your palace and betting on Rancor fights. Star Wars fans who enjoy seeing the fattest thing in the Star Wars universe puking his guts out, will want to hang this fine art print in a prominent place in their home. It’s only $17. Maybe you can put it next to that Star Wars: Jesus Dress Up toy that you have displayed.
Just an observation, but, there is no way that toilet is supporting his big fat Hutt ass.
Etsy seller LegendaryTigerHero has all kinds of other weird and awesome art prints too. Click through for a bonus Batman puking his guts out.
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Nothing is worse than moldy bread. It means no toast for you today. You can either throw it out or just let it grow into nice thick green slices and take notes like a scientist. Then you can throw it out for the birds to eat and be a scientist all over again when those birds trip balls for a few hours. Good times. My lawn was like a living flapping nightmare that day.
Anyway, wash yourself with this bar of moldy bread soap for $6.95. Just don’t confuse it with your real moldy bread.