It takes a real man to carry off this Bigfoot Embroidered Shirt. Then again it only takes a small Bigfoot to carry off a man so… There ya go. Wear this proudly and display Sasquatch to anyone who wants a sighting. Bigfoot is just walking through the trees minding his own bidness, maybe stopping to take a poo and smell a flower. He just wants to be left alone so he can admire nature. And take the occasional poo. Scratch his Sasquatch sack while leaning on a tree. It’s want we all want really.
Tag: scary
Skeleton Hand Food Picks For Creepy Cupcakes
These Skeleton Hand Food Picks are perfect for Halloween. Put them in some cupcakes so you can give each one a high five before you eat it. Maybe give it a little arm wrestling action. That’s what I would do, but I like to play with my food. These picks make food just a tad creepier. Obviously that’s okay with us.
Dia De Los Muertos Playing Cards – Deal Of The Dead
Dia De Los Muertos Playing Cards. Deal of the Dead! Shuffle of the Skeletons. These cards take any dead card game and make it… Well, more dead. Impress your friends and family with these awesome cards. They have some great artwork on them too. My poker night is the Day of the Dead cuz no one shows up. Maybe this deck can change that.
Crazy Freaky Japanese Stress Balls With Faces
These Japanese Stress Balls With Faces are so creepy and nasty I don’t even want to look at ’em. But it’s my job. They are little nightmare baby faces that you can squeeze when you’re having a bad day. And I would imagine that everyday is a bad day when you are carrying these things around with you. Squeezing them seems to unleash even more terror. They come in gray and white, but they are equally terrifying and willall haunt your dreams.
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That’s Dino-Sexy! – Dinosaur Bone Bra
Excuse me miss, I couldn’t help but notice your Dinosaur Bone Bra. I happen to be an archeologist and I wondered if I might dig in your field so to speak, in hopes of unearthing proof of the elusive Boob-asaurus Rex. *Smack* A simple No would have sufficed ma’am. No matter, the Jurassic period isn’t my favorite anyway. *Smack* Well, looks like I found a TYRANT-asaurus! *Smack* I’ll leave now cuz I’m sick of getting smacked. But science has suffered several terrible smacks this day.