The Magnificent Mothman Print

The Magnificent Mothman Print
The legend of the Mothman is alive and well and native to West Virginia. It is well documented and there’s even a book titled The Mothman Prophecies. Read it! This strange creature of the dark is nicely captured in this 11 by 17 print, complete with descriptions of the creature’s mannerisms and attributes. We can’t be sure if the Mothman actually existed but we know that the creature is intriguing. This Mothman Print has a great vintage look and is quite minimalistic and eerie. It is a worthy addition to your creepy cryptid collection.

Artist Carves Cthulhu Out of Watermelon

Artist Carves Cthulhu Out of Watermelon
You have to be really really good at carving to create such a detailed carving of Cthulhu from a watermelon. But the question that lingers is why Valeriano Fatica even bothers calling it a tutorial (for most of us mere mortals). Nevertheless, if you are good with your hands and know your way around a carving knife, you can actually come up with some kickass watermelon carvings of your own. Instead of the normal pumpkin carvings everyone seems to be obsessed with. Stick a light in it and you have a red-eyed monster to behold.
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This Snake Necklace Will Make You Guard Your Tatas

This Snake Necklace Will Make You Guard Your Tatas
Check out this Snake Necklace. Damn, that’s a sexy snake. But it’s a snake to be feared. Which is why this woman is protecting her knockers. You gotta do that when wearing a snake. You have to protect the assets. And boy does she have assets… No, I mean. Look, I was talking about her financial portfolio. Yeah. She’s got it together fiscally. I know this cuz she took her clothes off to sell a snake necklace.

Eyeball Door Knob

Eyeball Door Knob
Knock knock. Who’s there? My. My who? My eye is killing me everytime you open that door! This Eyeball Door Knob lets you get a nice big handful of eyeball when entering a room. It’s an oddball and an eyeball. Who owns this thing? The eyes. The eyes have it. I’m getting this and naming it Iris. It’s perfect for an observatory if you know what I mean.

Savage World Horror Action Figures

Savage World Horror Action Figures
You know those horror movie icons you love? They buff! They been gettin’ some gains son. Hittin’ that gym. These Savage World figures make your horror favorites like Jason, Freddy, Leatherface, Micael Myers and Pinhead look jacked baby! He-Man meets Horror-Man.