Damn son! That coffin is on fire! Why does it smell like old pork? I knew that som-biatch would spontaneously combust as soon as we buried his ass. Always gotta be the center of attention. Oh well. Who wants to barbecue some hot dogs? This Coffin Incense Burner is just plain awesome. I call this little number the smoking dead. I hope your incense doesn’t look like a charred corpse after it burns. I take that back, that would be cool as hell.
Tag: scary
Human Teeth Heart Pendant
Sink your teeth into this. This is what the tooth fairy makes from all of that late night tooth theft. And yes it is theft cuz your parents are the ones that have to pay for it. So now you can wear (Several people’s) teeth around your neck with this human teeth heart pendant. Love hurts baby. I wonder if tooth fairies wear teeth as armor. They probably do cuz they got enough of em. The bastards.
Halloween Wall Bats Look Amazing
Holy guano, that’s a lot of bats! These Halloween Wall Bats are awesome. They’re perfect for Halloween of course, but they look great on your walls year round. They look like they are really flying all over the place. These are enough bats to drive you batty. You’ll get all the fun of bats without all of the cleanup.
Why Not? Ant Farm Manicures
Why get a regular old manicure when you can get ants in your nails? This bit of beauty industry horror comes from Russian nail technicians. Why not just put ants in your pants too? They create a hollow nail, grab ants with tweezers and then put them in their new cage. What other kinds of horrors are they doing at this place in the name of fashion and beauty? Maybe women can start using snakes for belts and scorpions for brooches. You are all crazy and I want off this spinning nightmare!
via Metro
Spider Jewelry Box
This spider jewelry box is as scary as it is functional. It can be a great gift if your friend or significant other loves the eerie. The carvings are nicely detailed and the metallic finish makes it seem like there was an actual spider on top of the box before the box was dipped into a vat filled with molten metal, and the spider, being the badass it was, didn’t even budge. There are also other animal skulls and bones that are expertly crafted onto the box. The spider’s victims.