There be a Kraken in me tumbler. If you think a worm in your tequila is cool, this Kraken Whiskey Tumbler puts a Kraken on in your drink. The kraken is deeply carved into the thick glass bottom giving a perfect 3D effect from above and the sides. Better get Kraken and drink up. Whiskey just tastes better with a sea monster inside. I’m gonna fill my entire bar with these glasses.
Tag: sea creature
Colorful and Cute Squid Earrings
I hope these Colorful Squid Earrings don’t squirm into your ears and shoot their ink into your brain. I hope they’re squishy and slimy though. Not that I’ll wear them. They don’t match my complexion. My complexion is a nice shade of acne. Just in case you were wondering. Nah. I’m just playing like I’m some young awkward nerd, but really I’m a handsome and debonaire man. Of course, that could be the squid ink on my brain if I did wear these. How would I remember? Squids are weird.
Cast Iron Octopus Tea Cup or Jewelry Holder
Add some pizzazz to your kitchen by displaying your tea cups in the outstretched arms of an octopus. This Cast Iron Octopus Tea Cup or Jewelry Holder has eight arms to hold either tea cups or jewelry, or anything else you can think of. I like it cuz it kinda looks like he’s pissed off and just ready to throw cups everywhere. I can relate to that. This octopus and I are gonna be good friends.
H.P. Lovecraft Cthulhu Hardcover Journal
That is one fine looking journal. Cthulhu himself would approve and give it like 8 tentacles up. The H.P. Lovecraft Cthulhu Hardcover Journal is perfect for writing down almost anything. Here’s what Imma write:
I journal for Cthulhu
Even though I hardly knew you.
It happened one night in the valley.
In the back of the alley.
Up against the wall,
your tentacles clasping it all…
I better stop there. I get so breathless thinking about that night.
Octopus Tentacle Handle Mug
Put your tentacles on this Octopus Tentacle Handle Mug and enjoy a good cup of joe.I don’t know who squeezed out Joe’s liquids and put them in this cup, but that’s a mystery for another day. These are perfect for the octopus lover, not that I condone that sort of thing. Not for me tough. I have an irrational fear of the octopus. I see one and I run away.Yet I’m obsessed with them at the same time. My therapist calls it obsessive com-puss-ive disorder. I’m afraid of the octopus and I’m also a puss. Anyway, enjoy your tentacled mug. Don’t you just want to touch that handle? I do and yet I HATE them. See? I got problems.