Wipe your Kraken with some help from this Kraken Toilet Paper Holder. I’m not saying he’s gonna use each of his eight tentacles to get your butt as clean as it’s ever been, though that would be refreshing, but I am saying that he’s gonna always be there to offer you some fresh TP when you need it most.And if he ever fails you, it’s your fault cuz you forgot to replace the toilet paper.
Tag: sea creature
Mystery Sea Creature Washes Ashore in the Philippines
What the hell is that thing? Is that an eyeball and nostrils? Is that the loch Ness monster? More like the Loch Mess monster. The remains of a massive sea creature were recently discovered on a beach in the Philippines. Apparently it had been dead for awhile and it had a horrible smell as if a thousand Taco Bell butts all went off at the same time. This thing is 32-feet long. It smelled so bad they towed the remains back out to sea.
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Monstrous Sea Creature Discovered on Texas Beach
The world is more terrifying than we can imagine. A Texas woman recently stumbled on the remains of a giant piece of nightmare fuel when she spotted this sea creature that had washed ashore during Hurricane Harvey. People think that it’s a tusky eel. I don’t know what that is, but nope. This is what I call “Nightmaricus This is why I don’t swimicus!” Look at that mouth!
https://youtu.be/vy_CZEDQc-A
Black Octopus Purse
This Black Octopus Purse is the ultimate accessor-sea. It has enough tentacles to hold all of your stuff and never let go. Best of all it won’t spit ink in your face whenever you go to get your lipstick. Put a padlock on it and ya got a lock-topus. Store your frock inside and ya got a frock-topus. The possibilities are endless as the sea. You’ll love that you can high five it’s mighty tentacles.
Octopi are pretty smart creatures. It might even hand you the stuff you need. Pretty cool.
Mutant Sea Creature Vase
This Mutant Sea Creature Vase is all kinds of ugly. In a good way. Everything under the sea is ugly. Just a bunch of creatures all swimming under the sea, bumping uglies. If you ever visit an Octopus’ garden and steal some flowers, put them in this vase. If I’m honest, it looks like a big open scab that’s bubbling after you put the hydrogen peroxide on. Except it doesn’t collect all that lint around the edges when you leave it uncovered. You know what I’m talking about.
I wonder if all of the sea creatures will evolve into floating scabs. How would we ever resist picking them? We have over-fished the seas, it’s only natural we over-pick it’s scabs. This has been another addition of Deep thoughts. With me.