This Women’s Long Sleeve Open Front Back Cut Out Skull Top shows your skull to everyone behind ya. Baby got back! Skull back that is. It is a stylish top with playful and dark design. I find that that skull pattern really accentuates the butt. In other words, you are gonna look fine from the behind. That’s a compliment, not just me being a jerk. Although, I do wish that cut-out was in the front. See, that’s me being a jerk right there. Wear this with some Skull Leggings.
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Keep It Casual With The Cthulhu Polo Shirt
Keep things casual yet classy at the office with a Cthulhu Polo Shirt. They think you are just a mindless drone, but really you are a badass Colonel in the Cthulhu army. Sure, you could rock an old school alligator, even a horse and polo playing rider on your shirt, but Cthulhu eats all of those things. You are at the top of the fashion food chain.
Spider Web Cardigan
Oh what a tangled web you weave. In your wardrobe. This Spider Web Cardigan is gonna catch some flies. And by flies, I mean men. And by men, I mean me. Hubba hubba. Spider girl, you make my heart whirl. Are you a Black Widow or a Recluse? Cuz if you’re a recluse we could just go back to your place. Heh. That’s just a little spider joke. Your place? Cool. Uh, I couldn’t help but notice all of the decapitated heads of your past mates, which I just tripped over on the way in. This may have been a bad idea.
I Want to Believe UFO Ugly Christmas Sweater
I know what you’re thinking. I want to believe, but I just haven’t been butt-probed yet. Fair enough. If that’s the case, this I Want to Believe UFO Ugly Christmas Sweater is the perfect sweater for you this holiday season. It tells people where you stand on the whole alien proctology issue.
I hear ya. Isn’t it a little early for Christmas? Maybe. But how do you know I’m not late for last Christmas?
Vampire Costume For Babies
This Vampire Costume For Babies will turn your little bundle of joy into a well dressed blood sucker. College usually does the same thing, but why wait? You won’t believe your little ray of sunshine after you put this on him. He’ll be drinking from a blood red bottle, adverse to sunlight and may even turn into a bat as he escapes his huggies. What a cute little scamp-pire.
Until he tries to bite your neck at feeding time. It’s all good though. Could be worse. He could be the Wolfman. Baby Wolfmen leave hair everywhere. And whole chicken carcasses.