The next time you’re scaring up some baked goods, use this Haunted Skull and Brains Nesting Measuring Cup Set. Cuz you know everything tastes better when you measure your ingredients in brains and skulls. If you’re making cupcakes, use these Cthulhu Cupcake liners. Let’s see, that’s a brain’s worth of sugar, a skull’s worth of flour and hell, I’m just gonna eat the ingredients and cut out the middleman. In my stomach now!
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Skeleton Ceiling Fan with Skulls and Arms Sticking Out
Man, it’s getting hot in here. I’d better turn on my Skeleton Ceiling Fan with Skulls and Arms Sticking Out. SLAP SLAP SLAP. I never get out of the way in time. There’s nothing like getting slapped silly by a bunch of skeleton hands. Plus, it makes you forget about the heat. This thing looks like a nightmare spaceship that’s gonna spin it’s skeleton arms and take off into the night. Then come back down and wrap them around you. Carry you up into space and do some nightmare stuff with your naughty bits while you dangle in it’s embrace.
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Ouija Board Skull Planchettes
Etsy seller RavnCotinoCreations sells these cool Ouija Board Skull Planchettes that have a great bird skull design, glass legs and a glass window. Cuz you might as well up your style when communicating with spirits. They don’t like that cheap Parker Brothers crap. The only way this would be cooler if is the bird skull opened it’s beak and spoke what the board was spelling out. Bird, meet board. Board, meet bird. Now do your thing.
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Human Skull Fire Logs – Throw Another Head On The Fire
So ya get these Human Skull Fire Logs and you put them in your fireplace or your fire pit and you just crack jokes at ’em while they’re flaming.
Ohhhh, somebody is a little hot-headed I see. I think you have a slight temperature, let me feel your head. Oh yeah, you’re burning up.
It’s all fun and games until your neighbor sees all of the human heads in your fire pit and thinks you’re doing some weird heebie-jeebie stuff. But what are they gonna say? They don’t want their head in the fire next.
The Talking Dead – Guy Gives Amazon Alexa A Skull
Uh… Is this what Amazon’s Alexa is? I had no idea. Do not want! Mike McGurrin created this virtual assistant that is now a virtual nightmare. It made me throw up in my mouth a little and I now need a change of pants. Want to know what the weather is like? Just ask this dead/undead skull. The worst part is not the voice. It’s how it moves while speaking. It needs to be killed with fire immediately.
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