Raise a toast to your anatomy with these Anatomy Drinking Glasses. No bones about it. I need a drink. Do I pour it directly into my rib cage, my torso? Those bony feet? Screw it! Just tossed it all down my gullet the way nature intended. Right from the bottle. I hate having to make decisions.
So I may never ever use these glasses, but at least I can display and stack them any way I want and they will look cool. Skeletons are always cool.
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This Stained Glass Black Bat Night Light will put a bat up in your belfry. Sorry, that sounds like something dirty that Dracula would say. I vant to suck your blood. Then I vould like to put some bats in your belfry because you are a good looking woman.
Say, what is Dracula’s advice for not getting depressed by living a crazy long life on the night shift? Very simple. B positive.
Beetlejuice. He’s the ghost with the most. Wish he was a game show host. Check out this Beetlejuice family costume. This will get you a lot of candy on Halloween this year. And it beats cutting holes in kids bags and picking up the candy trail. I had that career for about two hours until my chocolate covered face looked up into the light of a policeman’s flashlight. I barred my teeth and growled. Then bolted! Never looked back. But I think the cop slipped a tootsie roll and threw his back out. Cuz he said so between curses.
Damn that kid makes a creepy Beetlejuice! I wanna look like that when I’m an old man.
These travel bags from Etsy seller creatureog are kinda scary and spooky. You carry a bag like this and people will think you are a witch, or a gypsy. Me, I don’t rush to judgement.
What about that time you outed a witch at the grocery store?
Yeah well she got like $700 in groceries for $1.98. Tell me that wasn’t witchcraft!
They were filming Extreme Couponing for TLC.
Witchcraft! And if you say otherwise I’ll burn you at the stake!
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These Scary Layered Silhouette Necklaces from CuriologyJewellery are pretty cool. I wish I could create cool stuff like this, but I work in “crayons and glue on the paper plate” medium. Occasionally I dabble in glitter on glue. And even though I’ve won several awards from the local kindergartens, I don’t let it get to my head.
These are perfect for Halloween or just everyday wear. Nothing wrong with that.