Grab this Leather Skull Handbag and get ready for a night on the town. The zipper on top is a nice touch, so you can give it a lobotomy every time you unzip it to get your lipstick. No one is gonna mess with a babe who carries a leather skull purse around. It’s got the three G’s ladies. It’s Girly, Goth and looks like the Gimp. In other words, it looks like somebody dug up a corpse who died while practicing bondage. In this case, practice did not make perfect.
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Skull Bottle Chandelier
Hey guys, if I ever want to turn the light on and trip balls, remind me of this Skull Bottle Chandelier. Deal? Cool. It’s the Grim Reaper’s disco ball. He’s doing the disco duck and he don’t give a… cluck! It’s like the supreme counsel of the universe just teleported in for a visit and said, bodies? Where we’re going we don’t need bodies! Just bring your head and enjoy the ride. The supreme leader of intergalactic buttholes has his skull projected on the ceiling. Yes my master! What is thy bidding?
Human Teeth Cufflinks
Sure, you could wear Human Teeth Cufflinks to a fancy event… Or you could just make them on scene, which is the method I prefer. Usually I just punch somebody in the mouth, and hide in the closet with the unconscious and now toothless victim while I am attaching teeth to my cufflinks with a hot glue gun. Then I snap my cuffs, adjust my tie and leave like James Bond. I’m all about the instant DIY.
Then when I leave I find the same guy and punch him again and hot glue them back in his face, cuz I always give back. I’m not a dick.
Action Horror Coloring Book – Vampires vs Werewolves vs Zombies
The Action Horror Coloring Book – Vampires vs Werewolves vs Zombies is a real mouthful to say, but it gives you 30 hand drawn images to color anyway you want. Maybe you want a pink zombie attacking a green werewolf. Maybe you want a vampire with blue hair like your grandma’s. Maybe you want a vampire and a werewolf to fight while wearing bikinis. Whatever. I don’t judge. Whatever floats your weird-ass boat.
All I know is that adults are coloring now and it is socially acceptable, so I no longer have to hide in the basement when I do it. So if you see a pasty dude outside, clutching crayons in one hand and shielding his eyes from the sun with the other, that’s just me. I may see my shadow and run back inside. If I do, that means six more weeks of social awkwardness.
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Gravestone Desk Clock
This Gravestone Desk Clock is cool and all, but I can’t have it on my desk, cuz I would feel like I have to get everything done by 6 O’clock, cuz that is RIP time. On one hand I can rest at 6, but on the other, I’ll be resting forever. Plus, this clock would only be good for one day, then at 6 I’ll be pushing up daisies. Then people would be leaving flowers and stuff at my gravestone clock for the rest of the night. So this clock is a tough sell.