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Dark Cheshire Cat Hoodie

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Dark Cheshire Cat Hoodie
This Dark Cheshire Cat Hoodie is for cattin’ around. Meow! I’mma wear it and create some Malice in Wonderland. I’ll be so proud that I’ll look like the cat that ate the canary. Until someone sees me cough up dark feathers, then they’ll know I ate a Raven. Don’t worry, after that last one I’m saying nevermore! They give me indigestion when I should be full of righteous indignation.

It’s got ribs, ears, eyes, a nose… You ARE the cat. Can I get a meow? I didn’t hear you! I said can I get a meow! Louder people! Laterz. Gotta go practice bathing myself with my tongue. I’mma be that cat for realz!

*Cough* Ack! Ack! *Spits* I taste terrible.

This Vampire Bat Ring Covers All Your Fingers

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This Vampire Bat Ring Covers All Your Fingers
This Vampire Bat Ring covers my need for brass knuckles and bat jewelry in one handy ring. Bat-Knuckles is really what we have here. Mug me? No way! *BAM* Bat to the face! Now what’s up? Come at me bro! It’s about to get all batty up in this bizzelfry! That’s what I’m talking about! Some bat self defense. Okay, so maybe this bat ring wasn’t made for that, but it’s a cool bonus. This ring will cover all your fingers like you are getting a hug from a bat wing.

Rib Cage With Heart Pendant Necklace Or Keychain

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Rib Cage With Heart Pendant Necklace Or Keychain
This Rib Cage With Heart Pendant Necklace Or Keychain nearly scared my heart out of my ribs! T’was love that put it back in. No, seriously, this is a cool piece of ribby hearty flair. Is that even anatomically accurate? I have no idea. Still, you wear this pendant (Or keychain) and you know exactly where your heart is at all times. Roughly. It’s behind your ribs. Kinda. This reminds me that my heart belongs to the McRib sandwich. But that’s beside the point.

Pretty cool. NOT gonna do a ribbed for your pleasure joke. Not even gonna do it. But it is. You know it and I know it. So feel the pleasure.

Amazingly Creepy Clutch Bags

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Amazingly Creepy Clutch Bags
Looking for a new clutch ladies? If so, can I interest you in these Amazingly Creepy Clutch Bags? By the way, if you’re looking for a Klutz, I just spilled my drink all over the counter and dropped M and M’s all over the place. Better get me while I’m still single. *Winks* These clutch bags are all so spooky and creepy, I thought I heard a witch cackle and the bubbling of a cauldron. But that was probably the crazy cat lady that lives next door. Great she’s watching a comedy and cooking a pot of chili. Again. The walls here are paper thin. Better get the gas mask since we also share a vent.

These clutch bags all have fun and spooky designs like bats, spiders and cemeteries.
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Horror Movie Light Switch Covers

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Horror Movie Light Switch Covers
These Horror Movie Light Switch Covers will remind everyone of the real horror to those over 30. Not turning the damn lights off! What, were you born in a barn? Like some little calf? All in the hay with birth-stuff all over you? Anyway, ScreamForMeInc has a variety of cool horror movie themed light switch covers. I had a giggle cuz the switch hole on THE THING cover is on his thing. Yes, I am immature. And I prove it every day around here. That’s why you are reading. *Sticks tongue out when you aren’t looking.*

You know what would be awesome? Putting the Amityville cover IN the Amityville house! We should sneak in and do it. Then take pictures and get ourselves caught. And by we I mean you. I ain’t no jailbird. Anyway, I don’t like that house’s eyes! Abort mission!
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