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Mad Max Style Leather Wallets

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Mad Max Style Leather Wallets
These Mad Max Style Leather Wallets are pretty cool for when you need to pay with cash in the wasteland. Wait, I thought bottlecaps was the agreed on currency of the apocalypse. I’ve been saving them for years. You people better not change it now, cuz I don’t care. Even if just the lights go out, I’m paying for my stuff with bottle caps. Bottle caps and all of the kidney stones that all those bottles of Mountain Dew gave me. I figure a kidney stone is worth about 50 cents on the market, so by my calculations I’m a apocalypse millionaire.

These wallets are full of bad ass skulls and sinful stitches. Nobody’s going to mess with you when they see this wallet. This is the wallet of a cold killer. A bad sumb itch. A warrior. A Gothic Goliath. A guy who has all of his cash and cards organized just so. That’s a real mans wallet right there. *Hides my My Little Pony themed wallet and acts tough.*
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Skeleton Zipper Hoodie In White Bones And Red Bones

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Skeleton Zipper Hoodie In White Bones And Red Bones
Check out these awesome Skeleton Zipper Hoodie In White Bones And Red Bones. I’ll get the white one and you get the red one, then we’ll be in rival skeleton gangs. I’ll call my gang the Fractured Tibias and you can call yours the Raging Red Skulls. I’ll always lose cuz my bones are brittle, but I promise I’ll always put up a good fight. I’m scrappy like that. SCRAPPY. Man, I’m getting pumped! Did you just flash gang signs at me? Oh, cool. Respect my bony brotha from anotha skeleton motha. We all good!
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Horror Themed Hair Bows

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Freddy Krueger Hair bow
MJistheBOMB makes all sorts of hair bows, but the weirdest are these Horror Themed Hair Bows. You have Freddy Krueger, which I really wish was a bow tie, Chucky, Bride of Chucky and Frankenstein. So put some horror in your hair. They are perfect for Halloween or just every day.

I would suggest wearing them with a beehive hairdo with white streaks, like the Bride of Frankenstein. Just my own un-professional opinion. I like my hos with bows. Did I just say that? Not really. It was the meds. They do all the bad things. They also find all of this cool stuff for you, so you can’t be too hard on them. I’ll have a quiet word and put them to bed. Talk later.
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Victorian Vampire Evening Gloves

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Victorian Vampire Evening Gloves
Oh sexy. Nice gloves. Have you come to suck my blood and chew bubble gum and you’re all out of bubble gum? These Victorian Vampire Evening Gloves are super sexy. I said that already. Sorry. I get nervous and bashful around pale Victorian ladies. It’s also the first time I’ve had a crush on a pair of arms, so I’ll just practice my breathing and calm down. There, now I’m better.

Don’t be fooled by the name. These evening gloves can be worn in the day too. Well, assuming you can be exposed to sunlight anyway. The best thing about them? They fit like a glove. Probably made by Danny Glover. If you get into a fight, the gloves are off. They’re so nice you gotta handle them with kid gloves. Enough! I’m just nervous, that’s all. I joke when I’m nervous. I think I’m in glove.
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Scary Skeleton And Skull Ring

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Scary Skeleton And Skull Ring
Ahh look at the cute little Scary Skeleton And Skull Ring clinging to the finger. He’s all like, “You are my human. Mine. Never gonna give up this finger.” Crazy, creepy, cool. Wait, what? What do ya mean it looks like he’s dry-humping? Nah, he wouldn’t do that. Shut your mouth! Call it Skully and it will call you Mulder. You can both solve X-Files together and have all kinds of conspiracy fueled adventures. You can be the true believer and Skully will be the skeptic.

I like it because when you give someone the finger, it means so much more when you have a skeleton ring along for the ride. I’d be flipping people off and Skully would be on my finger, all like, “Yeah, I endorse this.”
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