Tag: unique

Poisonous Creeper Plants

Artemis WinterfordLeave a comment

Poisonous Creeper PlantsThese Poisonous Creeper Plants from HallowedGrave will make your home look all creepy and Beetlejuice like. And they promise not to strangle you in the night or grab your hand when you are watering them. Not that promises mean anything from a creeper plant. Every Creeper is handmade and unique. Plus they come in many different colors. These plants are spooky, people!

If I were you, I would put some googly eyes on it cuz then you could ask it, “Jeepers creepers, where’d you get those peepers?” Of course you would already know, because they came from you. So forget I said anything.
Read more “Poisonous Creeper Plants”

Grim Reapers and Roses Framed Mirror

Artemis WinterfordLeave a comment

Grim Reapers and Roses Framed Mirror
I always look grim in this mirror. Don’t know why. Must be the lighting. More likely, it’s the two Grim Reapers on this Grim Reapers and Roses Framed Mirror. Damn, I thought Guns N Roses knew how to rock, but they are nothing compared to Grim Reapers and Roses. Their concerts are to die for, cuz people are dying to get in. Anywho, enjoy admiring yourself in this Gothic archway of death.

Don’t be scared though. The seasons don’t fear the Reaper. Nor do the wind, sun and the rain. So you shouldn’t either. Go ahead and knock on that mirror. Ya know why?

Cuz you’ll be knock, knock, knockin’ on heaven’s door! Or hell maybe. Death’s door.

Zombie Combat Academy Graduation Rings

Artemis WinterfordLeave a comment

Zombie Combat Academy Graduation Rings
Damn, look what I just got! My Zombie Combat Academy Graduation Rings from VonErickson. Now I officially know how to kick zombie ass. I got my diploma and everything. The teachers all said I excelled at the whole kicking a zombie in the balls thing, but I needed work on shooting them in the head with a sniper rifle. Still, I passed. I told you I would too amount to something mom!

I mean,when the zombies come, I’m still gonna run and hide in the basement and hoard all of the food,while helping no one. But it’s nice to know I can deal with zombies if I need to.

Checkout the video below.
Read more “Zombie Combat Academy Graduation Rings”

Scarecrow Face Warmer Mask

Artemis WinterfordLeave a comment

Scarecrow Face Warmer Mask
I’m gonna get a Scarecrow Face Warmer Mask and sing in the forest.

I could while away the hours
Conferrin’ with the flowers,
Consulting with the rain;
And my head I’d be a scratchin’
While my thoughts are busy hatchin’
If I only had a brain.

Then a girl from Kansas would spot me. I would turn around and she would scream and run away terrified. Which is cool cuz I’m not from Kansas and I’m not interested in a long distance relationship right now.

Toxic Skull Christmas Ornament

Artemis WinterfordLeave a comment

Toxic Skull Christmas Ornament
If you want a cool skull for your creepy Christmas tree, this Toxic Skull Christmas Ornament should do the trick. It’s just dripping and oozing it’s toxic goo all over the place. This guy must have fallen into a vat of chemicals. You know what that means. He’s probably going to become the Toxic Avenger now. It melts on your tree and not in your hand. That makes me really want some M & M’s now.