This Realistic Dead Alien Prop looks like it just had some bad Mexican food. Or maybe it’s dying of intergalactic constipation. Actually, I just noticed that it’s clutching it’s alien groin-junk. So it could just be that I stumbled on some alien erotica and that’s not agony, but ecstasy. And now I feel weird. It must be good if it curls those toes. You go alien! You do you!
Tag: unique
Bone Up On Fashion – Skeleton Pattern Mens Tie
Wear this Skeleton Pattern Mens Tie to the office and get everyone in the Halloween spirit. It’s a navy blue tie with lots of little skeletons. So when you hang this tie in your closet, you have skeletons in your closet. I should say MORE skeletons in your closet. Wear them bones son and look good! Get yourself a promotion and be the top skeleton in your crew!
This Hand Skeleton Ring Has Quite A Grip
This Hand Skeleton Ring will make you feel like a little skeleton baby is clutching at your finger. No bones about it, that’s a great ring. I would never tell a fib…ula. I should have gone done a different (osteo)path with that joke. Well, you know I have a tendon-cy to do that. Besides I’m not feeling well. I think I have a femur. I mean fever.
Silver Anatomical Human Heart Locket
Check out this Silver Anatomical Human Heart Locket. It’s pretty realistically detailed. Except for that fact that human hearts aren’t silver. It has a small compartment that opens which can hold a small message. The heart measures a little over 1.25 inches in height and width and is hung from a silver plated steel chain that is 26 inches long. People are always telling me to have a heart, so I guess I’ll have this one.
Skeletons On The Toilet Figurines
This skeleton looks mad as hell. Like he’s having trouble dropping his payload. So he decided to check out the internet on an old ass big laptop. Yep, Skeletons On The Toilet Figurines are a thing. I need this for my shelf. It’s a reminder to have more fiber in your diet if nothing else, whether you’re a skeleton or not. I think he needs the Squatty Potty.