This Octopus and Mermaid Shower Curtain Bath Mat and Towels are all going to look great in your bathroom. Just look at that amazing design. Did the octopus capture her and put her on that anchor? Or did the mermaid seduce the octopus, who now worships her on that anchor? I have no idea. I just know that mermaids are the best maids ever. In fact I’m thinking about starting my own mermaid maid hotel service. There are a few kinks to work out though. Like the girls having to be wheeled to each room in a wheelbarrow full of water and when they open the door and hop in, they always fall right down and just flop around on account of no legs.
Author: Artemis Winterford
Creepy Statue Appears Overnight in English City – Mothwoman?
Residents of the English city of Bristol woke up on Tuesday morning to a strange sight. This freaky statue was suddenly on display in front of a now unused hospital. Looks like Mothman‘s wife to me. Nice sunglasses too. Kinda sexy if I’m honest. The woman is making an ‘I love you sign’ with one hand and holding a Guy Falkes mask with the other. Probably just some illuminati trick to trigger the already reprogrammed among us.
via BBC
Spooky and Scary Gothic Jewelry Stand Tree
This Spooky Gothic Jewelry Stand Tree is perfect for your earrings, rings and more. It will hold your accessories while looking awesomely creepy around the clock. You may even want to find yourself a little corpse on a noose, you know, just so it looks authentic. So spooky. It will give you chills everytime you take off your jewelry.
Build Your Own Human Skeleton Book
Building a life-size skeleton! That’s what I’m talking about! The Build Your Own Human Skeleton book will give you everything you need to make it out of quality paper. When you’re done, you’ll have a new bony friend in your home. The joints will bend and straighten. No scissors or glue required. You get detailed step-by-step instructions,which is more than you would get if you dug up a corpse and had to figure it all out yourself.
Cool Bigfoot Salad Tongs
I love these Bigfoot Salad Tongs so much, I decided to do a little rap:
Bigfoot Salad Tongs
Writing all your salad wrongs
Croutons, dressing, I don’t give a toss!
Double ranch me son, cuz I’m eatin’ like a boss!
That’s all I got. Anyway, these cool tongs come in brown and white to represent both Bigfoot and the Abominable Snowman presumably.