Check out these Plush Unicorn and Goblin Hearts from Floozey. I just pulled them from their chest cavities myself. They’re supposed to be good luck right? Give the gift of the heart of a mythical creature to someone you love. Just so we’re clear, I heart this!
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Author: Artemis Winterford
Encyclopedia Mythologica: Dragons and Monsters Pop-Up Book
I love me some mythological monsters. Purely platonic of course. It’s not like some sexy female Sasquatch is meeting me in some seedy back alley and we do the nasty. Not recently anyway. Back to the point. The Encyclopedia Mythologica: Dragons and Monsters Pop-Up Book is full of mythical creatures. I’m talking Medusa, vampires, kraken, Bigfoot and more. Sweet!
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Werewolf Hands Adult Gloves
These Werewolf Hands Adult Gloves are awesome. I like to use them to scare the hell out of people. Just put these on and then let your hand creep around the corner or a doorway so that people think a werewolf is stalking them. Nope. It was just me stalking you. Again. You want to alert the police before or after I leave? Just asking cuz it smells like you’re cooking dinner and I’m starving. Owwww! Don’t taze me bro! Okay, I’m going. Pranks are not so much fun these days what with all of the state of the art weaponry available.
Universal Studios Monster Head Shot Glasses
Take a shot from a monster head. These Universal Studios Monster Head Shot Glasses are going to look frightfully good in your bar or kitchen. You get the Mummy, Wolfman, Dracula and Frankenstein. No Creature from the Black Lagoon, but hey, you can’t win them all. I love how the mummy just looks like some puckered up old dude who just sucked on a lemon. Sweet set. I’m drinking with the monsters tonight!
Coke Mouse Taxidermy – Coke Not Included
So this happened. No wonder I can’t catch these little bastards. They’re all coked up, stealing our dollar bills to get it in their little nostrils. This Coke Mouse Taxidermy is a peek inside of the hidden world of rodent drug use. These guys have it so bad they are even willing to trade their bits of cheese and cracker crumbs that they scavenge for coke, procured from the mice of drug lord’s homes, who will gladly trade blow for snacks. It’s sad.