It’s easy for Elvira to communicate with the dead. And it’s not just cuz ghosts are drawn to her big boobies.I mean, they are, but she’s just in touch with the spirit world. But having big honking and half exposed boobies helps alot. Anyway, this Elvira Mistress of the Dark Spectral Switchboard Game is fun. You can talk to the departed while gawking at Elvira as she poses seductively, wondering what her secret is to not having those boobies fall out of that skimpy top. That’s half the fun of this game. In fact, that all I’m gonna ask this game. “Why don’t her boobies fall out?” And I’m gonna keep asking until I get an answer. The truth is out there.
Author: Artemis Winterford
Wooden Anatomy Coasters
Keep your surfaces clean by protecting them with some good old human anatomy. Now you could get some black market kidneys and slap your chardonnay on top, or you could use these cool Wooden Anatomy Coasters. The latter is my vote, cuz black market organs ain’t cheap. They also smell horrible. They also get stolen from the people who are using them, so there’s that too.
Crazy and Furry Kawaii Toy Monsters
Who needs an acid trip when you have these Crazy and Furry Kawaii Toy Monsters from MezenFantasyDolls? Looking at these creatures is a good trip and a bad trip. Know what I mean? Also, can you get those spiders off of me? GET ‘EM OFF! GET ‘EM OFF! Oh wait. Wow dude. I’M the spider crawling all over the Earth and weirding IT out. Whoa!
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Bone Decor: Sinister and Scary Skull Wall Hooks
Hang your coat on these Sinister Skull Wall Hooks and it will be like playing peekaboo with a skull every time you grab your jacket. You can also use them for your keys, skeleton keys obviously being preferable. If you do hang these up, I guess you could say that these skulls are spending all day and all night hooking it. Nasty girls. Ha! I crack myself up. Seriously though, these are going to look cool in your home.
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Guy Gets His Head Stuck in Cement-Filled Microwave
This guys Darwin award is in the mail. So this guy gets his head stuck in a cement filled microwave because YouTube. Before he could remove himself from the gene-pool some rescue workers arrived and took an hour to free him. I’m guessing they just took a hammer and a chisel and broke his head free. Adding insult to injury, their final whack at the concrete probably hit him in the head.
Final thoughts:
Some people just have a hard head.
Way to cement your place in idiot history.
What a blockhead.
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