This Hand Skeleton Ring will make you feel like a little skeleton baby is clutching at your finger. No bones about it, that’s a great ring. I would never tell a fib…ula. I should have gone done a different (osteo)path with that joke. Well, you know I have a tendon-cy to do that. Besides I’m not feeling well. I think I have a femur. I mean fever.
Author: Artemis Winterford
Rice Krispie Brains Treats – Delicious
Brain food! Yay! These Rice Krispie Brains Treats look delicious. Snap, crackle, pop that brain in my mouth. Mmmmmm tasty neurons. If I crave these brains does that make me a zombie. I don’t even care. I just need more. Etsy seller CrazyBrainChocolate sells all kinds of different versions of edible brains. Some have PB and J inside, some rice krispies, chocolate, three musketeers. These people fill brains with everything. I guess that makes them like teachers and this is why I salute teachers. They always provide the best snacks. Over 5 thousand brains sold and counting!
Silver Anatomical Human Heart Locket
Check out this Silver Anatomical Human Heart Locket. It’s pretty realistically detailed. Except for that fact that human hearts aren’t silver. It has a small compartment that opens which can hold a small message. The heart measures a little over 1.25 inches in height and width and is hung from a silver plated steel chain that is 26 inches long. People are always telling me to have a heart, so I guess I’ll have this one.
The Moon Ring
Honey, I love you so much. I always said that I would give you the moon and stars. Well, here is your moon, my precious angel. *Hands over the closed box containing the Moon Ring.* Oh honey, you are the most thoughtful man. I am so lucky to have you- *Opens box as a miniature butt farts on her.* You’re sleeping on the couch tonight! And every night!
Guy Is Hit By Coffin and Dies At ‘Buried Alive’ Haunted House
The irony! The haunted house ride in Hong Kong promises visitors they will “experience being buried alive alone, before fighting their way out of their dark and eerie grave”. Turns out that is so true! A man died after he was hit by a mechanical coffin as he walked through the haunted house attraction. He was found unconscious five minutes after entering the Buried Alive ride at Ocean Park, in Hong Kong. Apparently, he wandered into a maintenance area, where you can apparently die because coffins are zipping around.
In Hong Kong, they don’t mess around. They not only kill ya, they supply the coffin.
via Mirror