Damn. That is a big bag of skulls. You get 12 skulls that you can decorate with, talk to, whatever. It’s a bag and it is full of skulls. It’s a skull-filled bag is what I’m saying. And you know what THEY say, 12 skulls are better than one. I myself plan to use them as mini bowling balls in a public bowling alley just to see people’s reactions. What would you do with a big ass bag of skulls?
Author: Artemis Winterford
Shark Attack Bathroom Toilet Paper Holder – Great Wipe Shark
We’re gonna need a bigger bathroom. This Shark Attack Bathroom Toilet Paper Holder is perfect. Ya know why? Cuz it’s a Great Wipe Shark. It takes a great white to deal with a great brown. Know what I’m saying. This guy will always be there while you are creating your own sharknado. Look at that look on his face. I can’t tell if he’s laughing or mad about the smell.
Feel The Sting Of The Scorpion Skull Mirror
This Sting Of The Scorpion Skull Mirror looks pretty cool. I’ll just freshen myself up here and comb my hair, while I scare myself senseless cuz A. That mirror is creepy and I see myself within the skull and B. That scorpion now appears to be crawling on my mirror-face. In other words, I love it. By the way, did you hear the one about the scorpion who became a director? His name is David Pincher. Ha ha ha ha ha.
The Raven Nevermore Gothic Candle
Be in darkness nevermore thanks to this cool and creepy The Raven Nevermore Gothic Candle. “Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'” “Quoth me, Just give me that cool candle and shut your seed-hole! You are so negative bird! How about FOREVERmore instead of NEVERmore. God, I can’t be around you.” That’s why ravens and I don’t get along. I’m very rude. This is also why birds attack me in public. Oh man, I almost accidentally typed “pubic”. Thank God they don’t attack me there.
This candle is inspired by Poe’s poem The Raven. It will look great with your other Gothic decor.
Classy Cryptids – Mythical Creature Necklaces
Buy one of these Mythical Creature Necklaces and give it to Bigfoot. That way a mythical creature will be wearing a mythical creature necklace. I just think that’s cool. This shop has Bigfoot, The Chupacabra and the Loch Ness Monster. We all know they are real though. I’ve had my own sightings. I’m not trying to convince you. Just stop being distracted. While you argue about politics on Facebook, there’s a Sasquatch squatting in your yard. Trust your instincts. That steaming pile ain’t from no dog.
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