Check out this sweet Creature From The Black Lagoon Block Print. Now you can display one of the coolest movie monsters on your wall. Also one of the slimiest and smelliest. Very fishy. Here he is messing with a ship’s anchor. During a storm. It’s how Gilligan and crew got shipwrecked. True story. Hey if this guy were in the cast it would have been GILL-igan’s Island. Get it? Bad joke? Gil-ty as charged!
Author: Artemis Winterford
Sugar Skull Pillow Covers
Lay your skull on a sugar skull. These Sugar Skull Pillow Covers from FabFunkyPillows are so sugary and so skull-y they will blow you away. Go a “head” lay your skull on one. You won’t be sorry. In fact you’ll be comfy. Until you wake up from a deep sleep and see a skull looking at you. It’s okay. Screaming is good for the lungs.
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Cthulhu High Heels
These Cthulhu High Heels show off different representations of Cthulhu all over. Your soul may just be in jeopardy. Or your soles! Hey girl! Take a walk on the wild side! Doot doot doot doot de doot… Cuz you a true horror. And I mean that in the nicest way.
Hey, didn’t I see you at Miskatonic University? No kidding. How about you and me go get a Gin and Miskatonic then go back to my place for a little Lovecraft?
Frankenstein Hand Wall Hook or Guitar Hanger
Everybody give a hand to the Frankenstein Hand Wall Hook or Guitar Hanger! *Crowd goes wild* Pretty handy. I’d read his palm, but I would have him in stitches. I have a million of ’em. Like this one:
What do you say when Dr. Frankenstein creates a pile of smokey goo instead of a re-animated monster? Then leaves it sit overnight smelling rotten? *Clears throat* I say, “To the Victor go the spoils…” Get it? Ha ha ha ha ha. Cuz his name is Victor and it is spoiled! Man, I crack myself up. Mostly cuz I’m on crack, but I’mma pretty funny dude too.
These Scary Light Up Masks Will Have You In Stitches
You are gonna be the ultimate creeper and freaker at the rave thanks to these Scary Light Up Masks. Are they still doing raves? I have no idea. Maybe people just aren’t raving about them so I’m not hearing about them. These masks are pretty scary. I wouldn’t want to see one in a dark alley. Then again, there’s a lot of stuff I never want to see in a dark alley. Like a dude wielding a knife, a gun or the unexpected exposed weiner. All of those scenarios get worse when the perp is wearing a mask like this. Send shivers down my spine.