Author: Artemis Winterford

Action Horror Coloring Book – Vampires vs Werewolves vs Zombies

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Action Horror Coloring Book - Vampires vs Werewolves vs Zombies
The Action Horror Coloring Book – Vampires vs Werewolves vs Zombies is a real mouthful to say, but it gives you 30 hand drawn images to color anyway you want. Maybe you want a pink zombie attacking a green werewolf. Maybe you want a vampire with blue hair like your grandma’s. Maybe you want a vampire and a werewolf to fight while wearing bikinis. Whatever. I don’t judge. Whatever floats your weird-ass boat.

All I know is that adults are coloring now and it is socially acceptable, so I no longer have to hide in the basement when I do it. So if you see a pasty dude outside, clutching crayons in one hand and shielding his eyes from the sun with the other, that’s just me. I may see my shadow and run back inside. If I do, that means six more weeks of social awkwardness.
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Gravestone Desk Clock

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Gravestone Desk Clock
This Gravestone Desk Clock is cool and all, but I can’t have it on my desk, cuz I would feel like I have to get everything done by 6 O’clock, cuz that is RIP time. On one hand I can rest at 6, but on the other, I’ll be resting forever. Plus, this clock would only be good for one day, then at 6 I’ll be pushing up daisies. Then people would be leaving flowers and stuff at my gravestone clock for the rest of the night. So this clock is a tough sell.

Horror Nesting Doll Sets

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Horror Nesting Doll SetsExperience the horror of nesting dolls! Etsy seller VeleCruce has a few horror nesting doll sets based on horror movies. Pretty frightening to put them inside of one another as if they are eating each other. There’s Jason, Freddy, Michael Myers and more. I wouldn’t normally consider these dudes the nesting type. They’re more like empty nesters. Meaning they like to kill everyone in the nest until it is empty.
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Gothic Bat Cameo Necklace

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Gothic Bat Cameo Necklace
Check out this awesome Gothic Bat Cameo Necklace. It looks like it is straight outta Dracula’s jewelry box, but it is actually from TheCryptOfCuriositie. I remember the first time I entered their shop. I was curious about this and that and this and that and ooooo I just realized this is a crypt. Can I meet the Crypt Keeper? How does one keep Crypts anyway? Do you need a real estate license? It all sounds very cryptic. Are you a network of crypts? Are you at war with the bloods? Cool necklace by the way.

Skull Hugger Octopus Necklace

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Skull Hugger Octopus Necklace
A Facehugger will hug your face until you are dead, then when your face decomposes to nothing but a skull, this octopus will come along and hug it. Maybe even make sweet love to it. I ain’t judging. What you see above is the sweet afterglow of an afternoon delight. Hey, it has eight tentacles to love you with and it will love you long time. This Skull Hugger Octopus Necklace captures that beautiful, vulnerable moment.