Author: Artemis Winterford

Krampus Christmas Wrapping Paper

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Krampus Christmas Wrapping Paper
Celebrate anti-Christmas with this Krampus Christmas Wrapping Paper. He’s half man, half goat, all action hero. Or something like that. On the eve of December 6th, known as Krampusnacht, he wanders the night, punishing bad children by beating them with a switch, then dragging them to his lair! Never got me though. I had my own stick! WHACK! Take that Krampus and don’t ever come back to my town! Okay, I lied. I got taken back to his lair.

Oh, is this your lair? Are all these your guitars? Sweet! Your like a regular Peter Krampton! Or an Eric Krampton Clapton!

Horror Movie Villain Rings For Every Finger

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Horror Movie Villain Rings For Every Finger
AlexFoxJewelryStudio has several scary and awesome Horror Movie Villain Rings. So many that you could have one on every finger and form an all-star slasher team, which would be great for punching faces. Bam! Have a face full of weirdos and killers. That’s what’s up! You can choose from Michael Myers, Leatherface, Nosferatu, Jason Voorhees, Ghostface and many more.
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These Cool Monster Mugs Will Bite Your Face Off

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These Cool Monster Mugs Will Bite Your Face Off
Etsy seller MonsterMug isn’t called that because of their acne problem or cuz they are just plain ugly. They may be horrendous. Don’t know, never met them. I’ve heard stories though. But they go by that name cuz they make awesome and scary monster mugs. Kinda like that lady cashier I always run into at the Quicky Mart, except those are monster jugs. Really, nothing at all like that, except that it rhymes.

These mugs are fun and playful, but scary and they look like they want to bite your face off. One question: If I’m drinking out of a monster mouth? Are we swapping spit?
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Addam’s Family Candle Set

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Addams Family Candle Set
They’re creepy and they’re kooky, mysterious and spooky. They’re all together ooky. Uncle Fester took a dookie. The Addams Family…. Holy Morticia, this is a cool Addam’s Family Candle Set. The candle light shows through the images, making them look all extra scary. What kind of a name is Wednesday Addams anyway? Who names their kid after a day of the week? I guess it’s better than calling your kid “hump day”. These candles are going to look awesome in your home. Especially if your shelves are like mine and full of cobwebs cuz you don’t clean. My houses is haunted. By laziness.