Vroom, vroom! My horror car can beat your horror car. Well, technically my ride is only a horror car cuz it’s rusted to hell, has no doors and has slash marks all over the exterior, which may have been from Freddy Kreuger’s knives, or because an ex girlfriend wearing Freddy gloves with akey on each finger scratched the shizz out of it. I have no idea. These Cars as Horror Movie Characters are true horrors. You might say hell on wheels.
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Author: Artemis Winterford
Spiderweb Lace Bra
Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive! Cuz you told me you were a C cup! It’s cool. We’re good. It’s all webbing under the boob bridge now. Anyway, this Spiderweb Lace Bra is scary and sexy. I never understood why women need so many bras. I mean, do you really need a bra for doing push ups? What I don’t know about bras could fill a book. That’s cuz I still haven’t cracked Victoria’s secret. Know what I mean bra?
Undead Zombie Hands Ring
Any zombies in the house? Raise your hands! You in the back. Your hand just fell off. Some skin on your cheek too. Show of zombie hands, who wants this awesome Undead Zombie Hands Ring? Umm, look it’s hard to count you guys when your limbs keep falling off. And some of you are raising some hands that have already fallen off of other people. Some of you are raising feet. Whatever. I lost count. It’s really not worth it. Just wanted to show you all this cool ring, but half of you don’t have a ring finger. Guy in back who just raised a weiner in the air, I know the difference between a finger and a dinger! You guys are gross. I’m out.
This Life-Sized Skeleton Is A Pencil That Draws Itself to Death
This is a life sized skeleton that is basically one giant pencil that is shaking around on a piece of paper, until it decomposes itself or rubs itself into nothing. It is from artist Agelio Batle and is called Ash Dancer. More like ass dancer! Am I right? Look him gyrate. Look at him vibrate! He has the moves baby! *High five* Ah, you got graphite all over my hand! Whatevs! Get down with your bad self.
After its gone and he is no more, the skeleton’s smudge-y creations will remain. Which is coincidentally what they say about me and this blog.
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Tooth Fairy Anatomical Teeth Bracelet
Through its clever use of dental related hieroglyphics, this Tooth Fairy Anatomical Teeth Bracelet tell the story of the tooth fairy. I think. It could be a horror story about a lonely dentist with two weeks to live and nothing to lose. I have to research it more. But it has teeth all over it. I know that much. It’s enough to make you bi-cuspid curious right?
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