No dressing like Ash and throwing pokeballs at animals around your neighborhood won’t be weird at all. Get Ash’s green fingerless gloves and red and white baseball cap and you’ll be ready to catch them all. I don’t know about you, but in my neighborhood squirrels are the most common Pokemon. And guess what? They never evolve.
Sure, you can catch them, but the only thing they do is run around your house and bury your peanut m & m’s under the floorboards, while covering your floor in poop.
Damn, that’s nasty. Do you want chicken face? Well, you can have chicken face. With this freaky chicken skin mask, you can freak everyone the hell out! Especially chickens. I’m way behind on my TV viewing. Is this from the latest American Horror Story? Cause that one involves a chicken masked serial killer this year right? I’ll check on that.
Anyway, this nightmare inducing mask is made of actual chicken skin and will fit “a small framed woman’s face”. Sorry large guys, you’ll have to find your serial killer creeper mask elsewhere. Damn, that’s nasty. Plus, you wasted the tastiest part of fried chicken.
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This roach covered bustier is perfect for Halloween. If you already have a roach problem then you probably already own some clothing that looks like this. It’s also great for Trailer Park weddings, whether there’s a shotgun involved or not.
Very appropriate if both roaches and marriage make your skin crawl. Me? I’m total marriage material. That material just happens to be covered in roaches like this bustier.
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This chicken bone necklace is the perfect gift from any Fred Flintstone to their Wilma. Those are KFC bones. I recognize them because they look just like the ones thrown all over my apartment. Minus the ants all drowning in grease and 11 secret herbs and spices, of course.
I really need to learn to cook for myself. And clean.
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If you want to look like a spiky Pokemon(And who doesn’t?) check out this Pastel Stud Vest. Then ask yourself why everyone is keeping their distance. Maybe because they don’t want to get impaled by your pastel rainbow of spikes.
On the upside, this will teach your cat to stay off of your clothes.
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