You want some sexy zombies? Of course you do. I got some sexy zombies for you. This Pin up Zombie Handbag is full of them. You got your sexy cowgirl zombie, what looks like a sexy prom queen zombie, a movie star and more. These are some zexy zexy zombies. You can carry all of your stuff in this purse in style. You can probably carry at least one zombie head in it. If you’re into that sort of thing.
Category: Creep Wear
Frankenstein and Bride of Frankenstein Sterling Rings
With these Frankenstein and Bride of Frankenstein Sterling Rings, you have the world’s freakiest couple on your hands. Smash ’em together and make ’em kiss. Or fight. It’s all good. Franky probably cheated or didn’t take the trash out. Maybe he farted too loud. That’s just how relationships are. They’re gonna fight, so I say put one on each ring finger and let’s get ready to rumble! Talk about bumping uglies. *shudders* Just make sure that they kiss and make up. But not too much.
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Dracula by Bram Stoker Scarf
You gotta protect your neck from vampires. The best way to do it is with this Dracula by Bram Stoker Scarf. No vampire is going to bite your neck cuz they will be too busy admiring your scarf. You will be spared. Hell I spared someone the other night cuz- Did I say me? I meant a vampire friend of mine. I ain’t no bloodsucker. Can I have a bite of that burrito? *Chomp* Is that garlic? *HISSSSSSS* No one shall be spared this night!
Skeleton Hands Boot Bracelets
These Skeleton Hands Boot Bracelets are all the rage this season. Don’t know why. Maybe people like the idea of skeleton hands reaching out and grabbing their ankle, to trip them. Sometimes they bite your ankle with their bone teeth and laugh. And if ya can’t kick them off you’re just dragging a skeleton down the sidewalk and bones clink and clank. Man, I hate those guys!
Gothic Mary Shelley Pendant
This Gothic Mary Shelley Pendant celebrates the woman and the legend that gave us Frankenstein. Hmmm. If she created Frankenstein, does that make her Frankenstein’s monster’s monster? Frankenstein’s monster’s mother? I’m confused, but what else is new? She’s an attractive Chick-torian. I would have been all over her and her big fat royalty checks. Hey baby. Read your book today. I really liked it…