Man, I hate when I get an aching headache, but it’s never been as bad as the skulls on these Shattered Skulls Oven Mitt and Pot Holder Sets. Damn son, take an advil. Your skull done exploded all over da place. Someone’s gonna be picking up the pieces for ages. Anywho, these potholder/Oven mitt sets are pretty sweet. Great reminder to relieve tension in your head. Or else KABOOM!
Category: Creep Wear
Crazy Scary Spider Earrings
Get it away! Get it away! *Takes a lighter to a can of hairspray and fries your face!* Uh… Sorry. You had a spider- Oh Spider Earrings. My bad. You really shouldn’t wear nature’s nightmares on your ears. Just sayin’.
From HacktBellydance.
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I Want To Believe Alien Earrings
These I Want To Believe Alien Earrings have some serious dingle-dangle. And no I ain’t talkin’ about his wing-wang. They have little green men in UFOs. Do you want to believe? Of course you do. So believe. And look good doing so. The truth is out there peeps!
Nosferatu Jacket
Sweeeet! I can wear this Nosferatu Jacket and be a one-man vampire biker gang from the back and a pin-striped old tomey gangster from the front. Without a bike, sure, but nobody knows that. I guess they do now, but whatevs. It’s gonna be so sweet. My gang is called the Nosferatus. Or maybe I’ll just call it PBS. People will think we are all intellectual, watching Masterpiece Theater, but it just stands for Pale Blood Suckers. “Here lies y body” Don’t get it. Must be like a math problem. Y=Nosferatu, but I don’t get the rest. Pin-stripes in front and biker jacket in back baby!
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Chupacabra Belt Buckle
Keep your pants up with this cool Chupacabra Belt Buckle. But does this mean that if my belt buckle spots a goat, it’s gonna jump off my business and go suck it’s blood, so that my pants fall down? That’s the question. Also this belt buckle kinda makes it look like that dirty goat sucker is snacking on my party log. Oh wait. I see the goat now. Wait… Is he snacking on that thing or are they making love? This belt buckle is confusing.