Category: Creepy Dolls

Mummified Sorceress Demon

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fairy mummy skeleton cabinet of curiosity
Nothing to see here. Just your everyday Mummified Sorceress Demon with a snake body. That’s some shizz out of nightmares right there. Not sure if it’s a sorcerer or sorceress. The seller says both. Even after a long talk with Bruce Jenner, he/she can’t figure it out. A dress would certainly de-ugly it some.

Mummified sorcerer on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all? No, it isn’t you, so don’t even say it. We both know that isn’t true.

The seller says that this thing kills fairies and can also be dangerous to humans.

His skin oozes a powerful venom and it is also equipped with a DART! It has 2 pairs of arms which one that can turn into wings if necessary.

Whatevs. My skin oozes powerful BO and I got lawn darts. Dude, you are nasty looking.

Cute But Freaky: The Unknown Being

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Cute and Freaky
*Snores loudly as lips reverberate.* Daddy. Daddy. Wake up. Huh? What? What the shizz! Get away from me you foul floating demon. No Daddy. It is I, the culmination of a million lonely nights. You made me. Every time you do the deed with yourself, a little bit of me formed in the ether. Last night, your ritual before bed brought me fully into this world.

Arrrrggghhhhhhh! *Runs screaming out of the house.*
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Medical Dental Dummy

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Medical Dental Dummy
Ummm, no. Just no. The seller says that this Medical Dental Dummy was used at a college in Los Altos Hills, California as a practice patient for dental students. Care to guess how many suicides took place there? I have no idea, but I would have taken one look at this thing and tossed myself out the nearest window. And if I landed on the grass to find out I was on the first floor? I would have ran back inside and taken the elevator to the top and done it again.

Check out a close up of the teeth in the second pic below. Kids got some choppers. He looks stoned as hell. Like, “Dude, just do whatever. I am so baked. Let me help you learn dentistry bra!”
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Weird Skullapillar Mini Puppet

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skullapillar
This Skullapillar mini puppet just wants a hug. And since your body is too big, just give the little guy your finger. Let him squeeze it real tight. Paint a little Skullapiller face on your finger and he might even fall in love. Start smooching your finger as he holds it tight, doing a little slow dance.

Until he BITES YOUR FAKE FINGER FACE OFF because that’s how they mate. What are you crazy? You don’t go sticking your finger anywhere near a Skullapillar! What’s wrong with you? Look at him snacking on your fingertip, with that sex afterglow on his mandible face.
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Give Your Dog The Dognald

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Give Your Dog The Dognald
Donald Trump. Love him or hate him, we all fear the tribble on his head. One day it will awaken like the ancient horror it is and wreak havoc on the world. That’s why it’s best to teach your dog how to handle the Donald. With the Dognald.

Now your pooch can get The Donald in it’s teeth and shake him about. Watch that “hair” fly and do all kinds of crazy stuff.