Category: Creepy Dolls

Goosebumps Slappy The Dummy Replica And Annabelle From The Conjuring

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Goosebumps Slappy The Dummy Replica And Annabelle From The Conjuring
TheScaryCloset lives up to their name by storing murderous dolls in their closet. Like Slappy The Dummy From Goosebumps and Annabelle from the Conjuring. These life sized replicas are pure nightmare fuel. Never want to sleep again? Buy these freaky freak faces. Yeah, these things are conjuring goosebumps all over my skin.

Click through for a shot of Anabelle too. It’s stuff like this that reminds me there’s a hell. You gotta act right or this is your afterlife. Having lunch with Lucifer and his demon dolls for all eternity. I’m changing my ways. At the very least, no more using swiffer pads and putting them back in the box, so I can get my money back. I’m turning over a new leaf.
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Jason Voorhees Plush Chi Chi Chi Ha Ha Ha

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Jason Voorhees Plush Chi Chi Chi Ha Ha Ha
Cuddle up with this Jason Voorhees plush if you want, but don’t take your eyes off of him. He’s kind of adorable. For a serial killer. Those people deserved it anyway. If only he could kill bad actors in OTHER movies! Hopefully he won’t go crazy on Friday the 13th and kill everyone you love.

Maybe you can watch the movies together and get him to give you some commentary. Hey, I don’t care what you two do. I don’t judge. Unlike some people who judge others by going around and slashing them to death. If you do buy this, get him a little plush therapist for God’s sake.

Barbie Head Gumball Machines

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Barbie Head Gumball Machines
Check out these Barbie Head Gumball Machines from CREEPhaus. Hell, if I wanted to spend some money to watch a bunch of Barbie heads tumble out of something, I’d go to the local mall, stick a coin in the door and watch them all come out with their Pumpkin Spice Lattes and Uggs, while trying not to get stampeded because they are all texting each other LOL and I KNOW RIGHT.

You know what they say, twenty Barbie heads are better than one, but only if they are in a gumball machine.

Mr. Teddy Man Body Pillow

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Mr. Teddy Man Body Pillow
You’re so snuggly Mr. Teddy Man. Will you make all of my dreams come true and love me forever? You’re so sweet. I wish I could lay here forever in your manly embrace. But I have to go to work and pine for you for the next 8 hours, while I wonder why I don’t have a real man. Oh no! I didn’t mean to hurt your feelings. Please don’t leave me! I can do better. I can change. I didn’t mean it! Please don’t- Oh, you aren’t leaving. I’m sorry. You really are the best. I don’t deserve you.

Cute Zombie In Coffin Sculpture

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Cute Zombie In Coffin Sculpture
Make some room in your heart and on your shelf, for this Cute Zombie In Coffin Sculpture. This undead figure can be displayed in his coffin or out. He either just ate something super sour or he’s getting his tonsils checked by the zombie doctor. I have no idea. Oh and he took his own eyeball out.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a self-harming zombie before. He’s all about not living fast and undying young. Does that make sense? Again, I have no idea. I ran out of “medicine” today aka Box wine and I don’t know what’s going on with anything. You’re lucky I showed up at all. I was gonna call in sick, but there are just too damn many of you. It would have been a full work day just letting you all know and half of you would have thought I was lying about that lie about helping the old lady to the hospital after a squirrel attack.