Creepy Bunny / Man / Thing Is Posable, So There’s That

Old man rabbitKill it with fire! Then run, just in case it gets up. I can only surmise by looking into its demon eyes that this is the love child of Christopher Walken and Steve Buscemi. Mixed with Eisenhower. The hell let loose upon this world by that unholy trinity is… It’s just… Well, look at it.
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Evil Teddy Bear Stuffed With The Souls Of Young Children

soul stuffed bearCreepy things have been afoot for band-mom62 on Ebay. The root of her problems? This nasty demented bear who feeds on pregnant women. And no, for once I’m not talking about myself. Although I don’t mind if they are preggers. Just more cushion… Anyway…
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Don’t Turn Your Back On This Creepy Doll

creepy dollAt first glance, this doll looks like a cheap, cheesy tourist trap souvenir. Your eyes see that bright and happy colored dress that it’s holding a cheery little fruit basket. First impressions can be deceiving though and before you know it, you are lured in and under its soul sucking spell. Read more “Don’t Turn Your Back On This Creepy Doll”

Nightmare Fuel: Alien Preemie Baby

alien dollHoly f**king space invaders! This Preemie alien doll is ready to be adopted by you, should you desire a life of backdoor probing everytime you piss off this kid. Then there’s the whole waking up to find a cattle mutilation scene in your living room. Now you gotta pay for the neighbors cow and clean up all of the blood that little Dexter got all over the carpet. AND dispose of 1/3 of the cow body. You don’t want to know what he did with the rest.
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