Category: Just Plain Weird

Halloween Bat Wine Opener

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Halloween Bat Wine Opener
Halloween is the battiest bat-tastic time of year. That’s why I always use this Goth gift wrap that is covered in bats. It is frighteningly festive. And this Halloween Bat Wine Opener is the perfect way to open that bottle of blood-red wine after you’ve watched your horror movies and handed out treats to all of the little demons on Halloween night. Just grab your bat-friend, spread those wings, and open up your wine. That sweet tipsy feeling is on the way. The best bats always help you get drunk, and this little guy is no different. It’s like he is flying while he is opening your wine. Wings up, wings down, I’m gonna get drunk and hit the town. Come with me Batty Boy Halloween Bat Wine Opener.

I’m more of a whine guy myself, rather than a wine guy.

Halloween Night Light – Custom VHS Tape Lamps

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Halloween Night Light - Custom VHS Tape Lamps

Check out this Halloween Night Light. Etsy seller Footeprintsandmore makes custom horror VHS tapes that are also little lamps. It is the perfect decoration for fans of Halloween the holiday and the movie. This will look great to light up your movie collection. You know what the best thing is? No one is going to tell you to please kind and rewind. I’ll rewind when and if I damn well feel like it. And you know what else? I’m keeping this tape for another month. *Comes back a month later to return the tape* What do you mean I owe you $778.00? You know what? I’m keeping it for another month. Or I might just make a cool Halloween night light out of it.

Also check out these crazy custom horror movie VHS tapes.

Ravens on Skulls Bookends – Murder and Mystery

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Ravens on Skulls Bookends - Murder and Mystery

Ravens. In popular fantasy, when you see a raven it means that dark forces are watching you through their eyes. Humans are so creeped out by them that we call a group of ravens a murder. Which reminds me of that time I was hunting with my dad and we saw a bunch of ravens in a tree. I said, “Hey, it’s a murder!” My dad aimed his shotgun and BOOM. Feathers went everywhere. He said, “No son. That’s was a murder!” I never went hunting with dad again. Anywho, these Ravens on Skulls Bookends look awesome, even if they do trigger memories of dad. Put some mystery books between them and you have a Murder and Mystery library. You can even store your Black Raven Journal between these Ravens On Skulls bookends.

Poison Herbs Hand Towels

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Poison Herbs Hand Towels

Whether you’re talking Bloodroot, Nightshade, Hemlock, Poison Ivy or Wolfsbane, poison herbs will mess you up. That’s why you can’t just go eating everything you see in the woods. I learned that lesson the hard way on a cold autumn night that involved some found mushrooms and a 12 hour war with the gnome-folk. And let me tell ya, the gnome-folk ain’t nuttin to f**k with. The whole thing was Just Plain Weird. I woke up with no clothes and a pointy hat in a very unusual place.

Luckily, I never came across any Poisonous plants like those on these Poison Herbs Hand Towels. These are great decor for you wild women and witches, or those who just love nature. They will not only look great in your home, but they will help to remind you about what these herbs look like in the wild. I wish I had had these for mushrooms. I could have avoided a lot of trouble and preparation H on that fateful night. They come in both black and white to fit in with your living space perfectly. If you like deadly nature stuff, these are the towels for you. They come as a set or individually.

Let Them Eat Cake Horror Doll

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Let Them Eat Cake Horror Doll
We’ve seen our share of creepy dolls, but this one takes the cake, or, eh… Let’s Them Eat Cake. This Let Them Eat Cake Horror Doll is a recreation of Marie Antoinette’s fate. Made of porcelain, this piece has a fully functioning guillotine and stands 24″ high and 22″ long. It also comes with a before picture before she was marched to the guillotine. That’s pretty thoughtful. You get a bit of horror and you get a bit of history. This pairs well with the guillotine necklace and will look great displayed with your other amazingly odd items.

I don’t know what the big deal is. If some chick declares that we can all eat cake, I’m down with that. Cake is delicious and I even like some of its songs. Because it’s also a music artist right? Ain’t no reason for heads to roll. Poor Marie. I hope she got some cake as a last meal. Let’s all honor the woman who just wanted to share cake with the world with this Let Them Eat Cake Horror Doll.