Oh spooky. I’m gonna use this set of 4 Glass Spider Web Votive Candle Holders on Halloween and really set the mood. I just want to scare myself really good and get in the All Hallows Eve groove. I’ll decorate with some skeletons, some spiders, and these candle holders. Plus about a million other things. By the time trick or treaters arrive to ring the doorbell, I’ll be such a nervous wreck that I’ll answer the door screaming and spraying raid.
Category: Just Plain Weird
iPhone Umbilical Cord Helps You Stay Connected
So this exists. An iPhone Umbilical Cord. It helps you stay connected. Get it? Yeah, it’s pretty gross. Great, now I have to play Pokemon Go for two. This thing is like a leech. It would probably suck up all my calcium and minerals, and give it to my iPhone baby. Check out the video to see how creepy and gross this thing really is. It looks like a snake trying to swallow an iPhone. It also looks like an iPhone trying to use a fleshlight. Not sure which. You see what Apple wants for all of us?
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Crazy Robotic Talking Monkey
What in the seven levels of simian hell? This Big Gulp sized hit of nightmare juice is a Robotic Talking Monkey. It has basically become self-aware and is now fully insane. Don’t believe me? Check out the video below. I have no idea what the hell it’s even saying. I only know that I want to run away screaming. And I did. But I came back to the computer for you guys. It follows your movement, the eyes blink and move and you can make the monkey say or sing whoever you want apparently.
Just use your audio, computer, iPhone, iPod or whatever, for the audio input. The monkey has sensors that wake up and will follow your movements.
I think it’s time to shock the monkey. Hey hey…
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Kill It With Fire – Mechanical Walking Skull
My nightmares now walk on little legs. Awesome. I guess I should be happy that it’s jaws aren’t biting as it skitters around looking for prey. This walking skull was created by Japanese sculptor Y Nakajima, who has proven that he is basically insane. Why you gonna release this thing into the world? Why are you even thinking about these things? You are making people cry. And by people, I mean me. You could have at least given it a funny little hat or something.
Keep going for the disturbing video.
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Freddy Krueger Baby Soap
1, 2, Freddy’s scrubbin’ on you. 3, 4, better lather some more. 5, 6, better clean your d**k. Like a lot of this stuff, I have no idea what this Freddy Krueger Baby Soap is all about. No wonder Freddy went nuts. Can you imagine being a little soap baby and having to wash everyone’s privates? Gettin’ pubes all over you? I would turn into a freaky killer too. Freaky.
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