Category: Weird Art

Alien vs Pinhead Painting

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Alien vs Pinhead Painting
Aw. Look at that alien getting ready to tuck in Pinhead in this Alien vs Pinhead Painting. Maybe read him a little dead-time story. I had no idea these two were friends. Pinhead has great taste in bedsheets. But how does he sleep without poking holes in his pillow? Guy must go through a pillow a night. Wait. I don’t think they’re friends. I think that alien is gonna eat that pinhead. Well, everything but his head. No way that alien wants to cut up his mouth.

Hush my little Pinhead, don’t you cry.
Alien’s in your room and you will die.
He’s here to pull your face away from your head.
And leave it on the pillow on your bloody bed.

Year of the Goat Canvas Art Print

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year of the goatIs it the year of the goat? I had no idea. I guess all of those goats in party hats celebrating the new year should have clued me in. I just thought they were trying to get my goat. Anyway, this Year of the Goat Canvas Art Print shows you how goats party down. Or is it party up? I have no idea since the only parties I attend are pity parties and I’m the only guy there. Goats know how to live it up. They have the best sweaters and blow bubbles everywhere while dancing to a tune on the boombox.

I bet that goat doesn’t have a job or anything. And you know what an unemployed goat is called right? Billy Idol! Heh. Why are they called Billy Goats anyway? You goat me. See what I did there? I goat ya again. That was too easy. I’m the king of goat jokes. I know, you’re thinking, “Goat the f**k outta here!” Fine, I’m gone.

KaijuMon Pokemon Kaiju Art Prints

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KaijuMon Pokemon Kaiju Art Prints
Pokemon + Kaiju = KaijuMon! That is an awesome monster hybrid right there. Check out these cool art prints from MikeGoesGeek featuring different KaijuMon. These Pokemon catch all of us! There’s Venusaur and Onix, Charizard and Chrmander, Blastoise and Aerodactyl and more. These monsters are here to chew bubblegum and kick ass and they are all out of bubblegum. PLEASE SOMEONE GIVE THEM SOME GUM! Nevermind, there goes the candy store under Blastoise’s foot. Now he’s pissed he has gooey nasty candy stuck to his foot along with the head of the store clerk.

Oh well, it’s all over now. I TOLD YOU KIDS TO STOP HUNTING POKEMON. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? HOW FUN IS IT NOW? I’m off to loot toilet paper and cigs so I have some currency in this new world. What’s left of it.
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Scary Breakfast Cereal Monsters

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Scary Breakfast Cereal Monsters
Check out these cool Scary Breakfast Cereal Monsters art prints from QuietRoomBears. These things are crazy for Coacoa Puffs. Seriously, the Coacoa Puffs bird is in a straight jacket. You know why. Cuz he’s crazy for Coacoa Puffs. Me? I’m horny for Honeycombs. Not that anyone asked. TMI? Sorry.

They have several, all based on different cereals, showing the monster that your kid becomes after they have been sugared up by each one. I used to become a monster after eating crazy amounts of Sugar Smacks. I was a 5 year old just smacking the hell out of anyone. I didn’t even care. A two foot tall kid smacking beings 5 times as tall. I would be all like, “Hey Mister, c’mere. Bend down so I can whisper something.” *SMACK* No sugar with that smack biatch! DIG ‘EM!

Stuff is like crack. I had to go off cereal for like a year. Court ordered.
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Ghostly Child In Window Art Print

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Ghostly Child In Window Art Print
WTF? Why does Nosfera-tot feel the need to visit when I sleep? He looks so sad. Probably because that soft spot on his head never fused together right. Maybe he’s stealing my dreams. Maybe he’s my guardian, protecting me from Freddy. I have no idea. I just know it’s weird and the neighbors have been complaining.

Look, how about I just buy this Ghostly Child In Window Art Print, then you can do your freaky thing and watch me all you want. Cool? You promise to keep me safe from Freddy right? Okay, cool. I’m trusting you here man. Don’t make me regret this.