Category: Weird Art

Light Up Sculpted Body Parts

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Light up sculpted body parts
Artist Kate MacDowell makes all kinds of creeptastic stuff. It will give you nightmares and live on in your head long after you see it. Kind of like a date with me. These light up body parts are pretty freaky. Reminds me of that time I swallowed a powerful flashlight for my Halloween costume and ran around buck naked with my insides glowing. There were a lot of alien sightings that night.

Did not come across Muldar and Scully, but someone caught me and erased my memory of the rest of the incident. That someone was alcohol.
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Weird Boy Scout Painting

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Weird Boy Scout Painting
Troop 241 better put their heads between their legs and kiss their butts goodbye. They probably did exactly that. We only know what happened because of this Weird Boy Scout Painting, which was likely painted by some nerd trying to earn his artist merit badge while ghosts and f***ing UFOs attack in the woods. Even the trees are alive and pissed!

I would be pissed too if a group of mustached and O-Faced thirty years-olds dressed as boy scouts set up camp in my woods too. Losers! Why are you all warming your feet when it’s not even winter????
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Mutant Mask From The Year 19807

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Mutant Mask From The Year 19807
So this is a Mutant Mask From The Year 19807. The future is messed up ya’ll. When years become like zip codes, you know you are in the future. How else can you tell? Because your head looks like this mask. All mutated and freaky. Here is what the seller has to say:

This is A Mutant Mask from The Year 19807 that the Pixelated People in Space Used to fight The Neon Spiders of Future Space 19807!

Fair enough.

You can wear this but you will be silly and awkward. You can’t see out of it well and it’s floppy and wont fit that well. This is designed to make The Future Pixelated People feel Silly and use their Silly Powers to Fight Those Silly Neon Spiders!

Mission accomplished. I just photoshopped this thing on my head to see how it would look. Then I got attacked by a spider. I squished it. I felt my silly powers ignite, so I tapped danced over it’s dead body and did the moonwalk, spreading it’s guts all over. Shizz works!
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Panty Hose Art

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panty hose sculptur art
*Stares at the art on the gallery wall* Can I help you sir?

I’m looking for something sexy. Something that captures the essence of a woman throwing her clothes against an open window for a full week. Yes! Yes, that’s it! Panty hose art! Sheer genius! I’ll take two! I’ll pay later. I promise. No need to worry about me doing a runner.

Reminds me of a joke I heard once. How many animals can you fit in a pair of panty hose? 10 little piggies, 2 calves, 1 ass, 1 beaver, and a fish that no one can seem to find. I’ll be here all week…

These go well with the jeans sculpture.

Shaved Human Head Helmets

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custom made head helmet
Artist Jyo John Mulloor created these custom-made helmet designs that look like shaved human heads. All stubble, no trouble.

*Pulls into gas station. Sees motorcycle guy with a badass shaved head.* Shaved heads are so cool. Hey man, I love your shaved head! You’re a tough guy and you don’t take any crap. I bet you have like 6 girlfriends and 3 mistresses. Be right back dude!

*Heads to the restroom. Comes out bald 10 minutes later cause peer pressure works super fast on me.* Now I’m just like you man. Teach me your ways.

Guy removes his bald head helmet, revealing Fabio length hair underneath.

*Plays it cool.* Yeah, well… At least mine is real.
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