*Stares at this Ghost Of A Hive Painting. Stares some more. Studies it intently. Looks for meaning. Sighs.* F**kin’ Lady gaga!
She has a serious case of Colony Collapse Disorder.
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Category: Weird Art
Marilyn Manson the Hutt
Manson The Hutt.
He had a big butt.
Made Leia a slave
in his fat slug cave.
Had him some moobs,
when you were still newbs.
Then put out the hits,
Despite liquid sh*ts.
Immature much? Yes. Yes I am.
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Deer Anatomy: A Deer In The Stomach
Oh deer. Or is it a doe? I can never tell. Doh! Is that a deer in your stomach or are you just happy to see me? This piece of art called Deer Anatomy is all about eating a deer whole. And then letting that deer relax in the enchanted forest that is your gut.
So that’s what that rumbling was in my stomach. My deer is always super hungry.
Feed meeeeeeee!
Shut it deer!
Alien Stonehenge Saturn Conspiracy Theory Painting
Put on your tin foil hat and stare at this Alien Stonehenge Saturn Conspiracy Theory Painting. What do you see? I see one of those lizard dudes who secretly run our world. He’s wondering if he should go to Saturn or Stonehenge, so he thinks about a poem he heard while he was a hatchling.
Saturn girls will make you hurl.
But give them a ring and they’ll wed ya.
The girls of Venus have five kinds of penis.
And they only want to behead ya.
Earth girls? They’re alright.
Then he gets in his UFO and travels to Stonehenge cuz it is an interdimensional drive thru. He just wants a burger.
Toothy Tooth Explosion Tooth Art
Holy molar! What happened here? It’s like a bunch of people all sneezed an atomic sneeze at the same time and blew their teeth out. That happens to me sometimes, but instead of teeth, it’s usually bits of my lunch that spray all over the place. I’m the reason the salad guard was invented. I say it adds flavor, the law says I’m now required to wear a welder’s mask at all times.
This tooth art also looks like a bunch of oldsters left their dentures on the same tray in the hot sun. Either way, I’m glad I brush my teeth. You should too guys and gals.