Keep your pants up with this cool Chupacabra Belt Buckle. But does this mean that if my belt buckle spots a goat, it’s gonna jump off my business and go suck it’s blood, so that my pants fall down? That’s the question. Also this belt buckle kinda makes it look like that dirty goat sucker is snacking on my party log. Oh wait. I see the goat now. Wait… Is he snacking on that thing or are they making love? This belt buckle is confusing.
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Pin up Zombie Handbag
You want some sexy zombies? Of course you do. I got some sexy zombies for you. This Pin up Zombie Handbag is full of them. You got your sexy cowgirl zombie, what looks like a sexy prom queen zombie, a movie star and more. These are some zexy zexy zombies. You can carry all of your stuff in this purse in style. You can probably carry at least one zombie head in it. If you’re into that sort of thing.
Dracula by Bram Stoker Scarf
You gotta protect your neck from vampires. The best way to do it is with this Dracula by Bram Stoker Scarf. No vampire is going to bite your neck cuz they will be too busy admiring your scarf. You will be spared. Hell I spared someone the other night cuz- Did I say me? I meant a vampire friend of mine. I ain’t no bloodsucker. Can I have a bite of that burrito? *Chomp* Is that garlic? *HISSSSSSS* No one shall be spared this night!
Skeleton Hands Boot Bracelets
These Skeleton Hands Boot Bracelets are all the rage this season. Don’t know why. Maybe people like the idea of skeleton hands reaching out and grabbing their ankle, to trip them. Sometimes they bite your ankle with their bone teeth and laugh. And if ya can’t kick them off you’re just dragging a skeleton down the sidewalk and bones clink and clank. Man, I hate those guys!
Shiny Dragon Scale Necklaces
How do you find a dragon scale? I have no idea. Maybe try dragon Walmart and then get the dragon on the thing and listen to him lie about the weight. Seriously though, these Dragon Scale Necklaces are so iridescent and shiny. I would buy it, but I’m dragon my heels. Ha. I made a funny. Hope my jokes aren’t dragon you down. Damn! I did it again. I’m so awesome.