This Gothic Mary Shelley Pendant celebrates the woman and the legend that gave us Frankenstein. Hmmm. If she created Frankenstein, does that make her Frankenstein’s monster’s monster? Frankenstein’s monster’s mother? I’m confused, but what else is new? She’s an attractive Chick-torian. I would have been all over her and her big fat royalty checks. Hey baby. Read your book today. I really liked it…
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Octopus Cuff Bracelet Looks Tenta-Cool!
This Octopus Cuff Bracelet is buff and tough and on the cuff. He’s kinda tender, kinda rough. Sadly, I’ve reached my rhyming limit for the day. This guy is large and in charge and super shiny. It’s like the kind of jewelry that an Octopus Queen would wear while summoning a Kraken. I bet it deflects bullets like Wonder Woman’s cuffs too, but don’t take my word on that. Makes me want to start an octopus jewelry business called Octopus Inc. Get it? I know, I’m a riot. Mostly cuz your silence is beating at me like a hundred police right now.
Dia De Los Muertos Sugar Skull Necklaces
It’s the day of the dead. Dia De Los Muertos biatches. These Sugar Skull Necklaces are sugary and sweet. Also creepy and cool. They make me so hungry cuz they look like awesome candy colors. These are ceramic though so if they were in front of me there goes every tooth in my mouth, falling everywhere. More like Day of the dentist.
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Memento Mori Skull Bracelet
Check out this cool Skull Bracelet peeps! Memento Mori biatches! It’s wearable art for your wrist with a creepy twist. That rhymes cuz I’m a poet and didn’t know it. I rhymed it, I timed it, I acted out and mimed it. So there. This bracelet is perfect. A vintage bracelet with a cotton fabric skull-pture!
Eyeball Hair Chopstick Because Why Not?
The Eyeball Hair Chopstick takes a chopstick and adds an eyeball. Then just to add some extra grossness, they added some hair. That way, both an eyeball and a clump of hair can fall in your food. Nah. I’m just kidding. It doesn’t have hair, but you are supposed to put it in your hair. Keep it in your hair and when you eat, just take it out, then put it back in after you eat, even if its all nasty from food. As a bonus, the eyeball optic nerves are wrapping around the chopstick. Its all pretty corny….a. Cornea.