Double Rat Skeleton Necklace

Double Rat Skeleton Necklace
Look at them rat skeletons kissing up a storm. Get a room guys. Actually get some skin. Damn. This Double Rat Skeleton Necklace is a great accessory that makes quite a statement. That statement usually being, “Ewwwwww!” I kid, I kid. Rat skeletons are totally in fashion this year according to me. They never go out of style. No bones about it, this is a great necklace.

It’s made of clear acrylic. Fun fact: My ex used to paint in acrylics. What? No, she used oil-based paints. I mean, she used to paint in acrylics, as in, the shoes she wore were acrylic, on account of she was a stripper.

Skeletal Hands and Heart Ring

Skeletal Hands and Heart Ring
My heart is in your hands baby. Hey why are your hands so cold? You’re cold as a skel- Oh… That explains it. This Skeletal Hands and Heart Ring is pretty badass. Those skeleton hands are holding a heart. Ahhhh. But to love it or to squeeze it? That’s the question. Damn, I said something deep. Did you guys read that? I guess I’m growing up. And to think, I was gonna work in a joke about skeleton hands holding a weiner when I started. Not anymore. I’m a big boy now.

Gothic Raven Ring

Gothic Raven Ring
This Gothic Raven Ring is pretty sweet. Squawk! Nevermore! Nevermore! I mean never wore. This ring has never been worn. That I know of anyway. Pro tip: Do not leave this shiny ring out where a raven can get it. They love shiny things and collect them. I had one raven steal a whole bunch of shiny trinkets from me once. Those shiny trinkets were nails holding my house together. So now you know why I’m typing all out in the open, with my walls on the ground around me. God I hate birds!

Bride of Frankenstein Knee Socks

Bride of Frankenstein Knee Socks
Awesome. These Bride of Frankenstein Knee Socks would make me feel like I’m really married to this freaky haired vixen. Oh my… Mrs. Frankenstein are you trying to seduce me? The way you hug my leg, the way you warm my knees… Take me you monster and reanimate my cold dead heart!

They fit women’s shoe size 5-10. You ladies are going to look sexy in these socks. Monster-licious!

Crazy Scary Spider Earrings

Crazy Scary Spider Earrings
Get it away! Get it away! *Takes a lighter to a can of hairspray and fries your face!* Uh… Sorry. You had a spider- Oh Spider Earrings. My bad. You really shouldn’t wear nature’s nightmares on your ears. Just sayin’.

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