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Universal Monsters Retro Action Figures

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Universal Monsters Dracula Retro Action Figures
These Universal Monsters Retro Action Figures are sweeet! There’s Dracula, Wolfman, Mummy, Creature, Invisible Man and that guy at the opera. Hey, remember when these movies were all in black and white? Well, that got me thinking. Dogs see in black and white.

Yeah?

Well, before color TV, we were all dogs.

Except we weren’t because real life was in color.

Are you sure? Cuz I’m pretty sure the world wasn’t in color until like the 60s. The pictures prove it. Cuz they started being color pictures when black and white was over. That’s how you know.

You’re an idiot.

Am I? Or am I the only one with my eyes wide open?
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Creatureplica Action Figures

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Creatureplica Action Figures
Are you crazy for cryptids? Insane for Sasquatch? Yowzer for the Yeti? Of course you are and so am I. That’s why I’m gonna collect all of these Creatureplica Action Figures. There’s the Louisiana Rougarou, Sasquatch, Himalayan Yeti and the HorrorHound! I’m collecting ’em and you should too. Then our moms can make a play-date and we can play with them.

I’ll bring my Leonard Nimoy doll and we can recreate a bunch of “In Search Of…” episodes.

I hope they add more, like the Jersey Devil and Mothman. Ohhhhh and the Chupacabra. I’ll be back later after I order a set.
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Frankenberry, Boo Berry And Count Chocula Action Figures

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Frankenberry, Boo Berry And Count Chocula Action FiguresIt’s my 3 best friends, Boo, Frank and Count. joshuaizzo created these for a friend. What, I’m not your friend Josh? What about that time we binged on Boo Berry all night and washed it down with a Franken-Chocula mix? That meant nothing? Oh yeah, I was alone that night, talking to the characters on the boxes. Sorry Josh, but I really want these. Where does your friend live? It would be a shame if something happened to those figures. Know what I mean? I’ll make him an offer he can’t refuse. Like 6 boxes of Frankenberry. He’s the weakest link in the awesome spooky cereal chain.

SpyMo Toys Are My Kind Of Crazy

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spymo toys
Check out these awesome custom toys from Spymo Toys. It’s about damn time Bruce from the Jaws movie had his own action figure. I hope you can open him up and find tires and stuff in his belly. Check out some other cool stuff below. Like Rosemary’s baby, V.A.L.I.S. from the Phillip K. Dick novel, Pazuzu from The Exorcist and my personal favorite the DMT Warrior.

I never collected any DMT Warriors, but I’ve visited their dimension and let me tell you, that figure is no exaggeration. Pretty cool stuff. I’m buying them all and taking them out of the package and forcing them to play with my Star Wars: Phantom Menace toys. Since nobody else will play with them. Ugh!

Okay, sometimes I make the others torture Jar Jar, but that’s it. Okay, I also occasionally make Padme and that fat Gungun make out, but really, that’s it.
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Indiana Jones And The Satan-Headed Snake-Armed Lord Of The Flies

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https://www.etsy.com/listing/154824009/weird-scary-characterAt first I thought this a was still image pitch for the next Indiana Jones movie that Steven Spielberg had sent George Lucas, during a drunken weekend of money counting and laughing, then crying and laughing again, between drunk dialing all of the Goonies. Nope. This is…just something somebody “threw up” on Etsy.
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