Bring me the head of a werewolf. And make it carved from amethyst! Oh so pretty. This Amethyst Carved Werewolf Gemstone Pendant Necklace is available in gold, silver and brass. I’ll wear a bunch of these like Mr. T if it fends off werewolfs. It might attract ’em though, cuz they’re so cool and werewolves will want one. Even regular wolves would want one. Even a wolf in sheep’s clothing would want one. Damn these look great!
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Fishermen Find Dead Werewolf In River
The story goes that two fishermen were out fishing when they discovered a werewolf corpse, lying in the shallow water. Here’s what I think happened:
I think there were 3 fishermen. One went to the edge of the woods to take a dump cuz that’s what you do, and you stay on the edge of the woods cuz the woods is scary. So he dropped his pants and so he wouldn’t get killed by a strange beast, took a dump facing the forest. One of the other 2 fishermen, unbeknownst to all, was a werewolf. This guy happened to look over at his friend who was making like a hershey factory, saw his full moon and transformed into a werewolf. A werewolf who was so distraught at seeing such a hairy ass in such an act, committed suicide right there by drowning.
Now isn’t that far more likely?
via Freaklore
Hermit Crab Uses Doll Head As A Shell
This Hermit Crab decided to use a doll head as a shell, cuz why not. Crabs are the spiders of the sea after all and have to look for new ways to be even creepier to keep up with their nightmarish land-based cousins. The creature was spotted by Reddit user jamspangle on Henderson Island, a south Pacific island known for having tons of litter deposited there by ocean currents. So basically crabs will just use any old thing as a shell. There’s probably a crab that is right now walking around wearing an old shoe or a used condom. Crabs are just nasty.
via UPI
Interior Frighting – Taxidermy Bat Lanterns
Check out these Taxidermy Bat Lanterns from Etsy seller horribell. I see what you did there. Wordplay is always fun. Nothing beats a dead flying rat caged in a lantern to really light up your room. Mood lighting? More like brood lighting. Those bats look like they’re getting electrocuted in some public lynching. Like they forgot the rope and so just strung them up instead and shocked them. Seriously these are beautiful and macabre. I’ll take all 3!
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Classy Cryptids – Mythical Creature Necklaces
Buy one of these Mythical Creature Necklaces and give it to Bigfoot. That way a mythical creature will be wearing a mythical creature necklace. I just think that’s cool. This shop has Bigfoot, The Chupacabra and the Loch Ness Monster. We all know they are real though. I’ve had my own sightings. I’m not trying to convince you. Just stop being distracted. While you argue about politics on Facebook, there’s a Sasquatch squatting in your yard. Trust your instincts. That steaming pile ain’t from no dog.
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