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The Silent Scream Holiday Ornament Set

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The Silent Scream Holiday Ornament Set
This Silent Scream Holiday Ornament Set is gonna look great on your tree. These ornaments all look like, “OHHHHHH MYYYYY GAWDDDDD! IT’S SANTA!” Yeah, these ornaments are a real scream. They’re based on a famous work of art by artist Edvard Munch, which is also a scream. I like how she holds her face up, getting the most out of that shriek. It is a she right? I have no idea. To me paintings are just still cartoons.

Anyway, these ornaments are a silent scream, so they won’t make a lot of noise, despite how excited they look.

Evil Metal Robot Hell Dog

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Evil Metal Robot Hell Dog
Hey guys, I think I just discovered what stands guard at the gates of hell. What? No, not my wife! Well, her too. I’m talking about this Evil Metal Robot Hell Dog. It can’t be stopped, it can’t be reasoned with, but I hear if you give it a nice bowl of warm milk, it will lay down and purr, then you can pass. Nevermind. That’s for evil robot hell cats. Yeah, if you see this thing, just kiss your butt goodbye. If you have three grand to spare, you can park it in your yard and command this hell beast or spend all day riding it like a motorcycle and making vroom vroom noises. That’s what I’d do.

Ancient Cthulhu Tablet For Your Wall

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Ancient Cthulhu Tablet For Your Wall
This Ancient Cthulhu Tablet will look great on your wall. Just one more step in making your home look like an ancient temple to the Elder God. I mean I already have a bunch of cultists chanting in the basement. They even managed to open a portal so that the ancient one can enter our realm. Except the only thing that came through was a weird three-legged frog dog so far. Hang on. *Can you guys stop chanting? I’m trying to blog here!* Where was I? I can’t concentrate with all of this noise coming from down below-

Oh poopy. Things just got dead silent. And a tentacle is reaching out from under the basement door. What is thy bidding my master? ACK! ACK! OKING ME! TENT! ACK! TENTACLE CHOKING ME!

The United States of Horror

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The United States of Horror
Artist Laz Marquez has a cool art series called United States of Horror. Basically some classic movie monsters/villains and the states that they terrorize and murder in. So far it includes Freddy, Ghostface, Jason, and Leatherface. I guess there is probably a horror villain for every state, but I have no idea who the hell terrorizes Alaska. Oh yeah, isn’t that Sarah Palin? Oh, that is a scary place. If you want to buy a postcard set, find them here.
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