Sometimes you miss the chance to buy an item and somebody else gets the score. That was the case with these babies in a can. I never even had a chance to buy them. I was hovering over the buy button, trying to think how many I had in the pantry and just like that, gone. Turns out, I was all out of ’em too.
Look at ’em, looking so creamy and tasty, all crammed in there, wiggling around. Yummy!
Drunk dialing will take on a whole new meaning with this awesome Beer Bottle telephone. “Hello, alcohol? I lob you man. No, really. Yer like, my faborite thing ever.” *hiccup* “What? Nah. No man. I meant to dial you. Alcohol is just a term of endangerment. I mean endearment.”
*Nods off and jolts awake* “Hello! I’d like to make a collect call to my liber, uh, liver. Make it quick brewmaster, or operator, or whatever. He’s drowning.” *decorates the wall with a puke jet-stream. Wipes mouth with arm* “Nevermind. All better now. Can you get me a cleaning lady instead?”
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There are so many untold stories in Rock and Roll. Sex, drugs and rock and roll baby! Take fat Elvis for example. He knew how to let it all hang out. Literally. Problem was, he couldn’t get it back into his jumpsuit, so it had to hang out. There was a point where he could sing about Blue Suede shoes, but gone were the days when he could see his own feet.
Then there was that time he was partying with the Rolling Stones and spent the whole night wrestling his gut back into his clothes. In a bathroom with a blue toilet and a door, but no wall. This $955. painting captures the moment for posterity.
Hey, it’s the creature from the booze lagoon. What’s up bro? Drag any sweet ladies into your filthy water hole lately? Why you looking at me like that? Dude you have anger issues. Was just asking how you’ve been. Damn.
Click through for the seller’s short story about this taxidermy head.
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Holy Lord and creepy savior! Let this Jesus night light protect you from all manner of boogeymen, ghosts and demons, who prowl the night. He will scare the hell out of them literally. Look at him all lit up, flapping his dragon wings while he rips his shirt off Superman style.
Who ya gonna call? Jesus. He is the original Ghostbuster!
More shots below.
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