This Batman: The Dark Knight Journal looks like it was made by the Joker himself. It’s so nice that Arkham Asylum provides its guests with arts and crafts projects. You can write all of your deepest darkest desires in this fun journal as well as contemplate any of life’s burning questions. Like, “Why so serious?”
And if you are crazy enough, you might open it up later to find that someone else has answered your question. In your handwriting.
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Everyone knows that red hatted Gnomes are up to no good. They might scare critters away from your garden, but you know they get up to
Batman and Robin. That was a terrible Batman movie. Luckily it did have Uma Thurman as Poison Ivy. I would rub up on those vines and get a seven year itch. You know what I’m sayin’? Reminds me of that time (the only time) a girl came over to my house wearing a sexy Poison Ivy costume. She was covered in actual Poison Ivy. She was all like, “I’m just wearing this so you won’t touch me, perv! I’m only here because you have an Xbox.”
Yeah, this will happen when you eat one too many space frogs after partying all night in your palace and betting on Rancor fights. Star Wars fans who enjoy seeing the fattest thing in the Star Wars universe