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Bat Winged Tooled Leather Belt And Boots

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Unleash your inner Batgirl with a bat belt paired with some bat boots. Or your inner Goth girl. Whichever you prefer. I think this might be from the Wednesday Addams collection. Didn’t that go on sale on Thursday? I have no idea. I’ll check with my gal Friday. Anywho, if you want to look badass, you have to wear bats.

Bats are totally in this season. They aren’t just a motif for rich guys who hunt criminals in Gotham by night. Bats are awesome! Bats are insane! Bats are bat-tastic!
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Batman And Superman On The Toilet Art Prints

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Hey, Superheroes poop too. Superman’s poop just has the ability to break your toilet into a million shards if he loses bowel control. They don’t call him The Man Of Stool for nothin’! Batman’s poop? Smells dark and brooding. Recedes into dark corners.

These fine art prints will show you that DC Comics’ finest are just like you and me. They have poop inside of them and it needs to get out. Sometimes you have to have a good read while you are waiting. Do you want one of these prints? Of course, you do. Does Poison Ivy poop in the garden?

You can get both of them for $32. from Etsy.

Vintage Batman Water Gun

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Holy inappropriateness Batman! This vintage Batman water gun is just plain wrong. It’s bad enough that Batman is bending over, but then you are expected to “pull his trigger” as if giving him a reach-around. That’s when the spray comes out of his mouth.

It was made in the 1960’s. At a time when none of us were perverts and would have never noticed the weirdness/creepiness of this water gun. To top it all off, you refill water directly into the plug on his Bat-butt. Oh well. I guess an enema never hurt anybody. It could be worse. There could be a Robin accessory that refills him.

Rare 1966 Topps Batman Card Showing Batman On The Toilet

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Some guy is selling what he claims is a 1966 Topps trading card of Batman on the Bat-toilet, made by Topps employees who were bored one day. Cool story bro. I’m calling BS, because I get bored plenty and I have never once drawn Batman on the toilet. The Penguin? Sure. I even drew a picture of The Joker using a urinal in Grand central station once, but- No, wait. I’m mixing up reality with recreational drug use Wednesdays again. That was just something I saw, not something I drew.

And before you ask, the answer is yes. His little Joker had white make-up on it too. I know because I was using the urinal next to him and I peeked. It’s the friggin’ Joker, you would’ve looked too! Don’t judge.

Oh hey! Just realized it’s Wednesday. Goodbye cruel world. Hello pharmaceutical and whiskey induced Virtual Reality.

Weird Shredded Superhero Night Light

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weird hero artThis may be the art project of a serial killer. I’m not sure, because I’m no good at profiling. I just sense a troubled soul. And a lot of free time. At least it’s not superhero poop. Anyway, it looks like the Batman has met a terrible end. It was bound to happen sometime. This guy hung him upside down, shredded his entire body and made a crazy night light out of him.

They got sick of seeing the bat symbol in the night sky. Now they have their own. Sure it’s just a shadow of two feet, but the Gotham PD should play ball now and look the other way. If the Gotham PD is ever in the dude’s room anyway, because this thing looks like it casts light about two feet and that’s it. Yep. Looks like we have us a new Arkham resident.
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