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Bat Winged Tooled Leather Belt And Boots

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bat wing belt
Unleash your inner Batgirl with a bat belt paired with some bat boots. Or your inner Goth girl. Whichever you prefer. I think this might be from the Wednesday Addams collection. Didn’t that go on sale on Thursday? I have no idea. I’ll check with my gal Friday. Anywho, if you want to look badass, you have to wear bats.

Bats are totally in this season. They aren’t just a motif for rich guys who hunt criminals in Gotham by night. Bats are awesome! Bats are insane! Bats are bat-tastic!
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These Boots Are Made For Walking…Two Creepy Doll Heads

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Creepy Doll Spats
Spats? What the hell is a spat? Turns out they are those boot covers that WWI era people wore. Not the past tense of stuff that was previously spit on. Anywho, these spats have creepy baby doll heads on them. You can take them for a walk and they will probably start talking to each other, before working their way up to making kill requests of you.

That one. Kill that one!

No. That one over there with the Lucky Charms!

Will you two shut the hell up! I’m trying to shop here! I have to get milk and eggs. Why the hell am I wearing spats???
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Light Up Cowgirl Boots

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light up cowgirl bootsThese light up cowgirl boots are perfect for a ho ho hoedown. Do you love the night life? Love to boogie? You will be the star of the show with these light up cowgirl boots. If anything happens to Rudolph this Christmas you can guide Santa’s sleigh.

Now I don’t want to look on my roof on Christmas night and see these boots up in the air with Santa’s bare ass between them. I knew I heard grunting, but it wasn’t the reindeer. WTF? You have packages to deliver. Thanks for ruining Christmas you dirty old perv.

Mom, is that you? Damn it mom, no I do not like your new boots that Santa got you! There’s another Christmas ruined!
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Possessed Demonic Boots Crave More Soles

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possessed bootsThis is a killer pair of boots. Literally. They are pre-possessed by some demonic entity and have already absorbed the soles of the boots. Now they are ready for more. The devil wear Prada my ass! This is what the devil wears. Apparently he isn’t much for comfort.

On the upside, paying $300 for these boots is nothing since the devil already owns the souls of so many bankers and corporate butt-wipes. More images below.
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