Crocheted Cowburger Amigurumi

crocheted cow burger
This cowburger amigurumi looks delicious. He’s on a sesame seed bun and everything. He even has a nice blanket of cheese on top, oozing over him and keeping him warm. I’d eat this guy in one bite. In fact, I’m pretty sure you can get this from Burger King’s secret menu. Just ask for “the whole moo-moo”. You’ll hear some moans and screams as it is being turn away from it’s mother, followed by a thud as it is slapped down into the bun.

Hold him tight and don’t let him escape by jiggling those buns. On the plus side, he makes his own secret sauce. Ewww!
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Cheeseburger Wristwarmer Set

cheeseburger handwarmer
This cheeseburger wrist warmer set will keep you warm in cold weather, which beats buying like 4 Big Macs and stuffing them into your coat for warmth. One under each arm pit and two in this special bra I made. Go ahead and laugh, but I’m warm and toasty, even if I do smell like substandard meat all day. I also get a 6 pack of Chicken Mcnuggets, but I ain’t saying where I put those.

I would totally rock these, but I don’t see any pickles. You gotta have pickles.

Alien Art: The Collective Abduction Of A Cheeseburger

aliens with cheeseburgerIt took these backdoor probing freaks a while, but they finally realized they were getting nowhere abducting hayseeds and set their sights on a more worthy endeavor. Abducting cheeseburgers!

THIS is Earth’s most precious resource! Alert the supreme leader. The Golden Arches and King’s of Burger shall tremble and fry before our lasers, as will the Earth girl Wendy, Queen of Frosties!

This swell piece of art showcasing the alien love of cheeseburgers is just $60 on Ebay.