The Grim Reaper Wine Glass Holder makes this dude a lot less scary. I had no idea he came bearing wine glasses. Now he doesn’t seem so bad. Hey buddy, what’s up? Set those glasses down and let’s drink. I’ll drink you under the table. No, I mean it. Get under the table. I’m hiding from everyone who says I have a drinking problem. Also, I keep a spare bottle of Pinot Noir duct taped under the table for emergencies. A few drinks will have you looking less grim. Ever think about re-branding yourself? I’m thinking “the Prim reaper”. Time to go all prim and proper. Clean yourself up. I’ll have my people call your people. I take 10%.
Tag: creepy
Top Upcoming Horror Movie Trailers 2018
Check out the Top Upcoming Horror Movie Trailers of 2018 so you know which flicks are going to scare you and which are going to bore you. There’s some really good movies coming out this year. Really looking forward to Slender Man. I’m hoping it has some good dieting tips.
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Classic Horror Stories Book Scarf
Dangle some horror stories from your neck and keep warm my literary peeps. The Classic Horror Stories Book Scarf will keep your neck all cozy and safe from vampires. It features book covers for Frankenstein, The Canterbury Ghost, Dracula, The turn of the Screw and more. Look awesome while showing off your love of classic horror.
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Beautiful Black Raven Brooches
Before we get into these Black raven Brooches, I have to brooch the subject. That subject? Ravens. Also, I witnessed a murder guys. A murder of ravens. It’s a murder of crows you idiot! Shut up! You don’t know what I murdered. Oops! This doesn’t count as a confession does it? I think you might be right. They were crows. How many did you murder? Not sure. I’ll need to enlist the help of a band to find out. Huh? Counting crows… I hate you! Really? Every else is raven about me! Kill me!
OUCH! Silicone Toothpick Holder
This Silicone Toothpick Holder lets you practice the ancient art of voodoo in reverse. Basically you fill it full of toothpicks so that your target feels like a pin cushion and then every time you need a toothpick, you remove one, giving your target some much needed relief. Not that you should practice voodoo. Voodoo is bad mmmokay? Anyway, enjoy your little human porcupine. Try not to hurt him or her too much.