Ohhhh toast of the Zombie! I’ll have mine with extra butter. Crisp, but not too crisp. Just a light smear of jelly on top just like my pap use to give me. In other words just a pap smear! Ewwww. I’m so wrong! I’m so gross! Get over it cupcake! This Toast of the Zombie Goblet Set lets the Zombie hands make a toast for you. Cuz everything is classier with Zombie hands. I said so!
Tag: Design Toscano
Papa Chongo Voodoo Skull Wall Sculpture
Papa Chongo is a cool ass name. This Papa Chongo Voodoo Skull Wall Sculpture is a cool ass sculpture. Papa Chongo in da house. Your house. Maybe my house.
I met Papa Chongo while exploring in the Congo.
He had himself two skulls that he played like bongos.
The man also liked his Chimi-chongos.
Liked to watch himself some Cheech and Chongo.
While fiddling with his dong-o.
The Silent Scream Holiday Ornament Set
This Silent Scream Holiday Ornament Set is gonna look great on your tree. These ornaments all look like, “OHHHHHH MYYYYY GAWDDDDD! IT’S SANTA!” Yeah, these ornaments are a real scream. They’re based on a famous work of art by artist Edvard Munch, which is also a scream. I like how she holds her face up, getting the most out of that shriek. It is a she right? I have no idea. To me paintings are just still cartoons.
Anyway, these ornaments are a silent scream, so they won’t make a lot of noise, despite how excited they look.
Three Alien Wisemen Christmas Ornament Set
You know how the pyramids were built by aliens? Well they also visited baby Jeebus and came bearing gifts. All around the world, people celebrate the three alien wisemen who arrived that day to see the boy king of kings and now you can celebrate this trio in your own home by displaying the Three Alien Wisemen Christmas Ornament Set.
You get Grog’nok, Pilch’nark and Gil’mek all carrying the ceremonial stars to give to baby Jeebus as a gift. One by one they approached the manger and gave the gift, and in doing so, exposed their nakedness to everyone in the manger. It is the alien way. Bring only enough to cover yourself and then run back to the spacecraft.
And so we celebrate and we remember with these special keepsakes.
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Memento Mori Skull Clock
Hey, what time is it? Time to lift up your cranium and check the time! This Memento Mori Skull Clock is a cool and creepy way to check the time. What? You need to know the time? Let me just lift up this skull and find out for you. What do you mean you have to leave? I thought we were having fun. What do you mean you don’t feel safe here? Man, I have no idea what’s up with my so-called friends. Some people just don’t appreciate a cool clock.