Behold the Satan Clamcake! The master of the underworld has taken a new form on Earth and is just waiting for you to consume him. As soon as you go all nom nom nom and start eating this thing, you will feel a fiery burning as hell’s fury boils within you. Before you know it, you are Satan’s new vessel here on Earth.
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Evil Box Found In Dead Satan Worshipper’s Esate
You might remember a previous story we covered, about Ebay seller hubee2you’s spooky encounter with the very much haunted Devil Doll Ashley Ann. That evil doll was tormenting them and their goats, setting fires in the middle of the night and wreaking all sorts of havoc. Well, here’s another demented item from the same estate, plucked from its hiding spot, deep inside of a fireplace, where it lay nested for who knows how many years, along with a whole load of burnt animal remains. So, if you missed your chance bidding on Ashley Ann or maybe creepy dolls just aren’t your thing, then perhaps I can interest you in a Devil Box? Read more “Evil Box Found In Dead Satan Worshipper’s Esate”
Haunted Ghost Sculpture Created By Satan
You’ve seen the haunted dolls, haunted mirrors, haunted clothing and haunted dybuk boxes, but I bet you haven’t seen haunted glue…let alone, haunted glue that has been sculpted by lord Satan’s own hands. (or would that be by his hooves?) It appears to us that this seller has been sniffing too much glue and seeing trippy things…but don’t let our expert yet jaded opinion get in the way of your investigations into the case of “The Mysterious Demon Glue”. Read more “Haunted Ghost Sculpture Created By Satan”
Black Velvet Painting Of Satan On The Can
So I’m not sure what happened in this painting here from this seller. Some little girl went to hell and apparently her version of hell is to be on the toilet for all of eternity, unraveling a never ending Lincoln log. So, the devil, taking a break from torturing Hitler, hits the can himself, having a smoke and saying what’s up to this pooping Pollyanna.
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